# Dear Administrator

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**Created:** [November 8, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443 "2012-11-08T15:32:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/36 "2012-11-09T08:39:02Z")

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> [@WTB : Bike ramp for a pond](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-bike-ramp-for-a-pond/50928/38):
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> I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that there is something functionally wrong with living at home past 25

I’m going to go even farther out on a limb…

Either mama’s boy or a leach.

Aside from parental health issues and related family obligations.

If you are 25 and can’t leave because your mom cooks, cleans, does laundry…and you can’t get over said “leaching” tendencies…

1. Go on [Match.com](http://Match.com)

2. Date Susie Homemaker.

3. Get apartment.

4. Have all the things done for you (if you play your cards right) and get your noodle wet.

Plan could be complete in less than 8 months and then you can flash pay checks like a boss.

You are 5yrs late to the party though. GWTP.

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