# Dear Dave
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic
**Created:** [December 12, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836 "2005-12-12T02:03:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/1 "2005-12-12T02:03:05Z")
There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had onlt one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
enjoy dave 😃
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### Author:  [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/2 "2005-12-12T09:50:46Z")
There was once a man named Scott,
Who was proud of the purple silicon dildo he’d bought,
He slathered it up with lube,
and placed it firmly in his fudge tube,
Now let’s just say he can no longer squat.
:E
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### Author:  [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/3 "2005-12-12T10:04:29Z")
You men are stange… Or I need some timbits…
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### Author:  [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/4 "2005-12-12T10:22:49Z")
There once was a man named Kris
His fetish sounds something like this
Bend him over a chair
and shove it in down to your pair,
but his asshole’s is so wide it’s an aybss…
I’m no poet… that ACTUALLY took brain power to write! :haha
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### Author:  [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/5 "2005-12-12T10:47:46Z")
There once where some men named Kris & Scott
Who always scrapped and fought
Kris took the first punch
Then Scott bought him lunch
And to this day it’s all about apricots
**GIVE ME TIMBITS**
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### Author:  [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/6 "2005-12-12T10:56:18Z")
You homos have way too much time on your hands.
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### Author:  [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/7 "2005-12-12T11:05:17Z")
> [@rage\_rman](#):
>
> There once where some men named Kris & Scott
> Who always scrapped and fought
> Kris took the first punch
> Then Scott bought him lunch
> And to this day it’s all about apricots
>
> **GIVE ME TIMBITS**
oh come on… LAME… stick to the system… this is a bashing thread …
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### Author:  [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/8 "2005-12-12T11:29:14Z")
lack of sugar man… they don’t sell any timbits at my work
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/9 "2005-12-12T11:30:52Z")
don’t you guys work or something?
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### Author:  [@nis\_mo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nis_mo)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/10 "2005-12-12T15:43:29Z")
> [@DeathBy240](#):
>
> You homos have way too much time on your hands.
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### Author:  [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/11 "2005-12-12T15:53:26Z")
what are you talkin about… im AT WORK! 😛
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/12 "2005-12-12T16:03:08Z")
> [@Hot\_Wheelz](#):
>
> what are you talkin about… im AT WORK! 😛
after you miss your buss a couple of times right?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/13 "2005-12-12T16:54:21Z")
> [@Hot\_Wheelz](#):
>
> what are you talkin about… im AT WORK! 😛
work is great
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### Author:  [@qualthar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/qualthar)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/14 "2005-12-12T17:20:51Z")
Scott and Damien are the two biggest dogfuckers I’ve met :lol: Good job guys! :butthead:
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### Author:  [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-dave/140836/15 "2005-12-12T20:51:29Z")
_sings_ MAKIN’ PUPPIES!!! :cloud9: