# Dear John Madden

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**Created:** [September 20, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-john-madden/35697 "2007-09-20T11:01:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-john-madden/35697/10 "2007-09-20T11:48:40Z")

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Dude i laughed my ass off here:

> It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded.

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