# Dear Kristen, **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 27, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606 "2006-05-27T18:58:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/1 "2006-05-27T18:58:42Z")
I would like to beg of you a small favor. I would like to bop around to bad techno music in your vehicle. Preferably at night. And stop at the gas station and try to fill up the car with the gas pump on the wrong side. And we can invite Rose McGowan. If this is too large of a favor to ask, we can start out small. We can talk to squirrels. Or about them. Thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/2 "2006-05-27T19:04:50Z")
Dear Corey. I would like to talk to squirrels with you. Preferably during the day so i can see their expression when they talk back. I had one experience talking to a squrrel before, but he wasn’t very happy with me because i ran over his mother. But, we can try and start a conversation. As for the techno music, if you bring a cd, we can bop around to it. But, only for an hour.After that, i will make another music selection. This can be done at night. We can even put strobe lights in my car so it adds to the effect if you’d like. As for the gas station, I will let you try to fill up my car on the wrong side only if you continue to do so until the store attendant comes out to help you. Sound good to you? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/3 "2006-05-27T19:04:52Z")
ps i have no life. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/4 "2006-05-27T19:05:50Z")
> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#): > > Dear Corey. > > I would like to talk to squirrels with you. Preferably during the day so i can see their expression when they talk back. I had one experience talking to a squrrel before, but he wasn’t very happy with me because i ran over his mother. But, we can try and start a conversation. > > As for the techno music, if you bring a cd, we can bop around to it. But, only for an hour.After that, i will make another music selection. This can be done at night. We can even put strobe lights in my car so it adds to the effect if you’d like. > > As for the gas station, I will let you try to fill up my car on the wrong side only if you continue to do so until the store attendant comes out to help you. > > Sound good to you? terrific. I don’t know if I can dance like daddio though [http://www.mitsubishicars.com/tv\_ad\_popups/media/eclipse.wmv](http://www.mitsubishicars.com/tv_ad_popups/media/eclipse.wmv) ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/5 "2006-05-27T19:07:55Z")
I can dance like that no problem. We are going to need a third person to sit in the backseat though… any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/6 "2006-05-27T19:17:23Z")
change of plans. I wanted to pack a Ferrari…with people… [http://www.singingfool.com/player.asp?publishedid=00977527](http://www.singingfool.com/player.asp?publishedid=00977527) I think I should be Beyonce. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/7 "2006-05-27T19:19:16Z")
I wonder why they aren’t concerned about there being a camera next to the car? It clearly shows that Kelly didn’t close her door. Be careful how much you bop, sister. Body butter–for people, not cars. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/8 "2006-05-27T19:22:51Z")
Now I know why they kicked the other two out. They were busted. ---
**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/9 "2006-05-27T21:10:13Z")
![http://www.netaxs.com/%7Emhmyers/cdjpgs/squirrel.jpg](http://www.netaxs.com/%7Emhmyers/cdjpgs/squirrel.jpg) Squirrels. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/10 "2006-05-27T21:15:38Z")
$quirrels? ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/11 "2006-05-28T06:13:16Z")
wtf ---
**Author:** ![BDR5oh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bdr5oh/32/7315_2.png) [@BDR5oh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDR5oh)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/12 "2006-05-28T06:17:19Z")
WTF ? is right … sounds like too many drugs ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/13 "2006-05-28T08:09:52Z")
> [@BDR5oh](#): > > WTF ? is right … sounds like too many drugs Or not enough… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/14 "2006-05-28T12:03:57Z")
A guy I know is a little fucked up in the head (lots of drugs) and he was in his yard and saw a squirrel and he said the squirrel told him it was the devil and it told him to bow to it. This is the same guy that was in a bar with me and my friend and put his sunglasses on and walked out and started walking away (even though we brought him). We asked him where he was going and he said he was walking to the sun. ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/15 "2006-05-28T12:22:08Z")
This is ridic ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/16 "2006-05-28T12:34:59Z")
you are ridic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-kristen/12606/17 "2006-05-28T12:39:06Z")
ok i’m not really sure where this is going haha i’m gonna close it cause u guys can continue thru pm’s 😛