# Dear men who pee in Bell,

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 8, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132 "2008-10-08T12:15:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/1 "2008-10-08T12:15:21Z")

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Dear men who pee in Bell,

Would it be possible for some of you to practice your aim and get the pee in the urinal?

I just went into the bathroom and it smelled like urine. I looked down and there were three puddles corresponding to the three urinals.

I understand that aiming is not always a gift afforded to all, but most of us have taken a course in fluid mechanics. If you can’t pee in a urinal, think of how many space shuttles will blow up.

Think of astronauts when you pee.

Regards,  
Corey

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/2 "2008-10-08T12:16:38Z")

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shut the fuck up or we will pee on you

thanks,  
nyspeed

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/3 "2008-10-08T12:17:28Z")

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hot.

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/4 "2008-10-08T12:17:53Z")

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i piss on the floor

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/5 "2008-10-08T12:20:00Z")

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I thought “you people” aka gay men love pee

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/6 "2008-10-08T12:21:43Z")

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OH GOD IF YOU HATE MY PEE SO MUCH HOW BOUT I PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR BUTT AND PEE CAUSE IM STRAIGHT AS HELL AND WHATNOT SHIT GAY FEAR OMG KISS ME

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/7 "2008-10-08T12:23:20Z")

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If I went to UB i would go out of the way to pee on that floor today.

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/8 "2008-10-08T12:24:20Z")

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HA YOU ONLY HATE PEE CAUSE YOUR GAY

REAL MEN LOVE TO STAND IN PISS! AND SMELL LIKE PISS AND PISS ON THINGS CAUSE WE LOVE BITCHES! HA!

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/9 "2008-10-08T12:27:54Z")

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are you one of them there sanitation hygiene monitoring engineers

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**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/10 "2008-10-08T12:30:10Z")

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should have jumped on the pisswagon and made puddle #4

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**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/11 "2008-10-08T12:31:27Z")

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The losers on nightcrew at Citi pick their nose at the urinal and wipe it on the wall.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/12 "2008-10-08T12:35:33Z")

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I was doing the rainbow in the shower today (trying to pee and arch it over my left shoulder ) and I slipped and got a little in my mouth ☹

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/13 "2008-10-08T12:40:18Z")

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lol i pee on 4doorbabe in the shower

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/14 "2008-10-08T12:41:28Z")

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> [@justa4door](#):
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> lol i pee on 4doorbabe in the shower

I piss on any girl I bring in the shower. big deal.

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/15 "2008-10-08T12:43:50Z")

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its not a big deal … i was just saying

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/16 "2008-10-08T13:03:14Z")

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wtf is going on in here?

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**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/17 "2008-10-08T13:12:55Z")

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secret r kelly fetishes, it’s not a big deal, unless you pee in her butt

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/18 "2008-10-08T13:20:28Z")

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gee a shitter smelling like piss, who would of thought

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/19 "2008-10-08T13:43:49Z")

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if u havent pissed on the floor in a club… bathroom of course…

you are all that is not man.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-men-who-pee-in-bell/56132/20 "2008-10-08T13:51:36Z")

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what about a pisser smelling like shit

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