# Dear Pittspeeders **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 20, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178 "2004-12-20T07:56:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/1 "2004-12-20T07:56:18Z")
Dear PITTspeed, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can’t read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/2 "2004-12-20T23:44:35Z")
you really do need to be banned for a short period of time. In this time, you will find interesting and funny things to post. And by interesting and funny, I DO NOT mean dumb and retarded, which has been your posting repertoire as of late. failure to find good content during your ban should be met with account deletion and castration. ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/3 "2004-12-21T03:06:39Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > you really do need to be banned for a short period of time. In this time, you will find interesting and funny things to post. And by interesting and funny, I DO NOT mean dumb and retarded, which has been your posting repertoire as of late. failure to find good content during your ban should be met with account deletion and castration. Hey Darkstar, I’m thinking you’re buying you underwear too small or something. Loosen up. Merry Christmas ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/4 "2004-12-21T07:34:29Z")
i think darkstar hates christmas ---
**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/5 "2004-12-21T13:12:40Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#): > > i think darkstar hates christmas i think its cause he is afraid of santa 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/6 "2004-12-21T15:05:29Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > you really do need to be banned for a short period of time. In this time, you will find interesting and funny things to post. And by interesting and funny, I DO NOT mean dumb and retarded, which has been your posting repertoire as of late. failure to find good content during your ban should be met with account deletion and castration. Havent seen a decent thread from you in nearly 6 months ME \> YOU ---
**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/7 "2004-12-21T15:38:21Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/8 "2004-12-21T15:52:25Z")
> [@SHAG](#): > > Havent seen a decent thread from you in nearly 6 months > > ME \> YOU lies ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/9 "2004-12-21T16:09:27Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > lies The dude abides that bunny says your a fucktard :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/10 "2004-12-21T18:08:33Z")
> [@SHAG](#): > > The dude abides that bunny says your a fucktard :kekegay: i think the syphillis you got from room 216 is starting to make you delirious. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-pittspeeders/171178/11 "2004-12-21T18:11:28Z")
the herpes where from a Older kittanning lady 3 years ago, the syphillis just made it worse.