# Dear shift members **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 22, 2010, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123 "2010-12-22T09:09:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/21 "2010-12-22T12:24:43Z")
Happy birthday man. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/22 "2010-12-22T12:25:57Z")
> [@Tom Brady suspended for 4 games?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-brady-suspended-for-4-games/38271/8): > > You can go a few hours without seeing Lauren you fucking vagina listen here fagazoid, im working till 930, then im going to give her a french kiss on her vagina, then if im not dead ill be down for a lil bit. remember i have to work tomorrow at 7 cholo. not only that im fucking beat from the gym. thats right Mr. “you going to the gym?” thinking im actually going to see u there, and u never show up :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/23 "2010-12-22T12:26:55Z")
If I have to come to your house this is not going to end well for you ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/24 "2010-12-22T12:48:57Z")
its only rape if u dont enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/25 "2010-12-22T13:11:33Z")
Oh this will be a whole new level ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/26 "2010-12-22T13:11:48Z")
Tongue punch to the anus? ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/27 "2010-12-22T13:38:41Z")
holy shit. 22? damn. I thought you were younger then that. Still, my little sister is older then you so its ok. happy birthday fucker ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/28 "2010-12-22T13:40:27Z")
Beirgadren at 9? Hmm. ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/29 "2010-12-22T13:41:06Z")
Happy bday ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/30 "2010-12-22T14:00:46Z")
i will be smashing bottles on the OP and the subject of the OP’s head ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/31 "2010-12-22T14:02:21Z")
Pete, i can brig my Gf if that makes you happy? ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/32 "2010-12-22T14:03:09Z")
the fuck would you ask pete for? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/33 "2010-12-22T14:07:11Z")
He likes to hit on her on FB. ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/34 "2010-12-22T14:47:34Z")
Wtf ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/35 "2010-12-22T14:50:25Z")
Tits or GTFO (This is a joke) (or is it) ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/36 "2010-12-22T14:52:58Z")
I’m kicking Sean in the nuts tonight ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/37 "2010-12-22T14:59:12Z")
> [@FS: 2000 BMW 323ci Updated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-bmw-323ci-updated/38273/2): > > i will be smashing bottles on the OP and the subject of the OP’s head > [@OFFICIAL '07-'08 BUFFALO SABRES SEASON THREAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-07-08-buffalo-sabres-season-thread/36504/351): > > I’m kicking Sean in the nuts tonight sounds like psi2high is gettin ferked erp ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/38 "2010-12-22T14:59:28Z")
Happy birthday mofo! > [@69 Camaro resto - It's ALIVE! - no 56k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/69-camaro-resto-its-alive-no-56k/13530/534): > > He likes to hit on her on FB. He likes to hit on everones gf on facebook ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/39 "2010-12-22T15:34:17Z")
happy bday!!! ---
**Author:** ![greengsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/greengsr/32/6645_2.png) [@greengsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greengsr)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-shift-members/256123/40 "2010-12-22T15:57:31Z")
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