# Dear Tim Horton,
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 3, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859 "2006-06-03T09:51:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/1 "2006-06-03T09:51:25Z")
Is it really necessary to butter the caramel before putting it in the iced cappucino?
Thanks a bunch,
Corey
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/2 "2006-06-03T09:52:38Z")
Dear customer,
Tim died in a car crash many years ago.
Sincerely,
Management
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/3 "2006-06-03T09:53:05Z")
best drink ever :tup:
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/4 "2006-06-03T09:54:18Z")
Dear Mr. Tim Horton,
Can you please train the associates at the fredonia tim hortons to actually toast the bagels before they give them to me?
They are always so un-toasty.
thank you,
kristen
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/5 "2006-06-03T09:59:21Z")
Dear Tim Horton,
can you please start building your resteraunts with bigger corridoors so when the line is incredibly long i dont have to wait 10 min outside in the rain for my saussage egg and cheese brekfast sandwich?
thanks
Mike
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/6 "2006-06-03T10:01:18Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#):
>
> Dear customer,
> Tim died in a car crash many years ago.
> Sincerely,
> Management
Damnit. When I went to Sears and asked for Bob Vila they told me he quit. ☹
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/7 "2006-06-03T10:01:50Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#):
>
> best drink ever :tup:
It would be better without the butter. Or if they offered it on the side, so I can dip…I like to dip things.
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/8 "2006-06-03T10:06:44Z")
That reminds of me of the Simpsons when they talked about Homer writing to movies instead of movie stars.
“Dear Die Hard,
You rock! Especially the part with the guy on the roof of the building.”
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/9 "2006-06-03T10:09:42Z")
I wrote one to Skittles before.
I don’t like the purple skittles.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/10 "2006-06-03T10:12:26Z")
> [@Mikes98RT](#):
>
> Dear Tim Horton,
> can you please start building your resteraunts with bigger corridoors so when the line is incredibly long i dont have to wait 10 min outside in the rain for my saussage egg and cheese brekfast sandwich?
>
> thanks
>
> Mike
so You gladly wait 10 minutes to pay $3 for a shitty breakfast sammich?
When, in reality, You could have spent those ten minutes making 1/2 dozen sammiches, one at a time, for the same cost?
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/11 "2006-06-03T10:13:18Z")
> [@Mikes98RT](#):
>
> Dear Tim Horton,
> can you please start building your resteraunts with bigger corridoors so when the line is incredibly long i dont have to wait 10 min outside in the rain for my saussage egg and cheese brekfast sandwich?
>
> thanks
>
> Mike
yeah those things are sooooo good
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/12 "2006-06-03T10:24:44Z")
Dear Mr. Horton,
I hate coffee, and you suck.
Sincerely,
An Unconcerned Customer
P.S. The donuts do rock though.
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/13 "2006-06-03T11:22:47Z")
> [@Nikuk](#):
>
> so You gladly wait 10 minutes to pay $3 for a shitty breakfast sammich?
>
> When, in reality, You could have spent those ten minutes making 1/2 dozen sammiches, one at a time, for the same cost?
i was stuck at work, no car, and i was hungry. and theres a Timmy Ho’s 200 yards across the parking lot from my work. they’re not that bad, better than a McDonnalds Egg McMuffin IMO.
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### Author:  [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/14 "2006-06-03T11:28:14Z")
> [@Mikes98RT](#):
>
> Dear Tim Horton,
> can you please start building your resteraunts with bigger corridoors so when the line is incredibly long i dont have to wait 10 min outside in the rain for my saussage egg and cheese brekfast sandwich?
>
> thanks
>
> Mike
those things are definitely delicious.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/15 "2006-06-03T11:36:30Z")
Much better than the ones at McDonalds
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/16 "2006-06-03T12:26:59Z")
Tim Hortons is my favorite coffee by far.
his wife sold the business to the wendys corp way before it started making a shitload of money. so the horton family receives no love
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/17 "2006-06-03T13:11:45Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> Dear Mr. Horton,
>
> I hate coffee, and you suck.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> An Unconcerned Customer
>
> P.S. The donuts do rock though.
word
now if they sold chocolate milk that would \> \*
🤣
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/18 "2006-06-03T13:31:31Z")
Dear Tim Whoretons,
I love your food,I’ve never gotten sick.Keep up the good work.I am also addicted to your coffee,one time I got a cup of coffee , left it in my car and the following morning I consumed it.I think it still tasted better than a fresh brewed cup of maxwell house.
Love
-Jon
xoxoxoxo
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/19 "2006-06-03T13:33:15Z")
Budwey’s donuts are cheaper and just as good IMO.
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### Author:  [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/20 "2006-06-03T13:51:18Z")
Dear Former Hockey Player,
Your donuts fucking suck something aweful. Please stop selling them so others won’t feel the pain in their stomach and bowels. Thanks.
Matt
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