# Dear Tim Horton,

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 3, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859 "2006-06-03T09:51:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/21 "2006-06-03T14:10:30Z")

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Dear TIm Horton,

Thanks for making me fat, you fucking bastard.

Love,

Eric

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/22 "2006-06-03T14:41:51Z")

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Dear Timmy Hoes,  
I \<3 your coffee. I drink it so much my pee pee smells like it. 🙂  
Your B samach is too expenise and dry. BK’s is better.  
I love how I always get someone else’s coffee when I go in the drive thru.  
I also love that I get asked every single time to donate a dollar to send a kid to camp…sincerely go fawk your self, I think I gave enough dollars that you could send them all to college. Stop asking me!

Have a great day,  
Blue Snowyota customer

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/23 "2006-06-03T14:48:24Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> It would be better without the butter. Or if they offered it on the side, so I can dip…I like to dip things.

they put butter in it? wtf?

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/24 "2006-06-03T14:56:40Z")

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oh and

Dear Tim Horton’s.

Please learn how to put cream cheese on a bagel.

Love, Rachel

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**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/25 "2006-06-03T15:10:19Z")

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> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#):
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> Dear Mr. Tim Horton,
> 
> Can you please train the associates at the fredonia tim hortons to actually toast the bagels before they give them to me?
> 
> They are always so un-toasty.
> 
> thank you,
> 
> kristen

not just fredonia…like every hortons and i always forget to ask for double toasted

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/26 "2006-06-03T15:15:13Z")

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lol at NCCC somebody put a bagel in the toaster WHOLE. It started on fire.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/27 "2006-06-03T16:17:10Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> lol at NCCC somebody put a bagel in the toaster WHOLE. It started on fire.

SHIT YEAH

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/28 "2006-06-03T19:09:38Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> Dear Mr. Horton,
> 
> I hate coffee, and you suck.

i have to disagree with you on this one. i also hate coffee, but i LOVE tim hortons coffee. Thats why im pretty positive they lace it with crack.

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**Author:** ![beautfldsastr427](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beautfldsastr427/32/7413_2.png) [@beautfldsastr427](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beautfldsastr427)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/29 "2006-06-03T19:20:40Z")

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> [@White00s10](#):
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> word
> 
> now if they sold chocolate milk that would \> \*
> 
> 🤣

I got chocolate milk from Tim Hortons before…

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**Author:** ![rj-92](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rj-92/32/7310_2.png) [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/30 "2006-06-03T19:51:49Z")

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Dear Timmy Ho’s,

Please hire some hotter chicks.

Thanx, Ron

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/31 "2006-06-03T20:11:11Z")

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Dear Timmmmmmmmmah,

Get bigger fucking driveways so I dont get stuck behind the drive thru liine that hangs out int the fucking street during rush hour

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**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/32 "2006-06-03T20:17:50Z")

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Dear tim hortons,

I love timbits, you dont feel as guilty eating them compared to normal doughnuts.

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**Author:** ![AKUMA\_TO\_TENSHI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AKUMA\_TO\_TENSHI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKUMA_TO_TENSHI)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/33 "2006-06-03T20:18:02Z")

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I am going to short sell the stock.

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**Author:** ![bialeckizx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@bialeckizx2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bialeckizx2)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/34 "2006-06-03T20:36:17Z")

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Dear Timmy Ho’s  
why cant u lower the price of the tim bits. sometimes when im hungry i get the one tim bit. but i dont like taking off my glove just to reach in my pocket to find the 14 cents. u should just make them 5 cents each. it would be easier and u would probly sell more.

think about it,  
aaron

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/35 "2006-06-03T20:51:45Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> i have to disagree with you on this one. i also hate coffee, but i LOVE tim hortons coffee. Thats why im pretty positive they lace it with crack.

Because you love crack?

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/36 "2006-06-03T21:14:59Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> Because you love crack?

only when there are dingleberries involved…

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**Author:** ![rj-92](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rj-92/32/7310_2.png) [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/37 "2006-06-03T21:23:54Z")

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/38 "2006-06-03T21:30:59Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> only when there are dingleberries involved…

Does you place of employment need help until mid august? 😉 It was much better than working in a warehouse.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/39 "2006-06-03T22:32:35Z")

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> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> Does you place of employment need help until mid august? 😉 It was much better than working in a warehouse.

fuck yeah, they be hiring like whoah! in fact im there right now and im sooooooooooooo drunk im not even funny !!! Pm me and ill grand you an s application

in fact i just took a call from a dude, his btch russian bride left him and took all his money hahahahahahahah

he was selling all his shit. I was trying to convince him a murder/suicide would solve his problems!! hahaaha take that

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-tim-horton/12859/40 "2006-06-03T22:48:30Z")

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If I could work overnights that would be splendid. Ask Bobert if he remembers me!

I liked Bob. He was funny.

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