# Dear.... **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024 **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [May 3, 2006, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024 "2006-05-03T08:34:02Z") **Posts on this page:** 16 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/1 "2006-05-03T08:34:02Z")
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope…along with this note: Dear Becky, I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky ---
### Author: ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/2 "2006-05-03T08:48:42Z")
:owned: 🤣 ---
### Author: ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/3 "2006-05-03T08:57:03Z")
🤣 ---
### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/4 "2006-05-03T09:13:04Z")
🤣 ---
### Author: ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/5 "2006-05-03T09:32:29Z")
LOL ---
### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/6 "2006-05-03T09:40:58Z")
🤣 ---
### Author: ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/7 "2006-05-03T09:50:56Z")
:bowrofl: ---
### Author: ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/8 "2006-05-03T10:01:10Z")
:wtcslap: HAHA…that’s great ---
### Author: ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/9 "2006-05-03T10:20:58Z")
:owned: hahaha that was funny ---
### Author: ![04liquidS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/04liquids/32/6002_2.png) [@04liquidS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04liquidS) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/10 "2006-05-03T11:09:03Z")
:owned: 🤣 ---
### Author: ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/11 "2006-05-03T12:43:36Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#): > > :owned: > 🤣 its great but a :repost:😃 ---
### Author: ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/12 "2006-05-03T13:23:00Z")
🤣 :owned: ---
### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/13 "2006-05-03T13:31:14Z")
roffel ---
### Author: ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320) #### Post date: [May 3, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/14 "2006-05-03T13:41:37Z")
eh… ---
### Author: ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03) #### Post date: [May 4, 2006, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/15 "2006-05-04T10:26:32Z")
Thats the way to do it LOL ---
### Author: ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56) #### Post date: [May 4, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/182024/16 "2006-05-04T12:44:28Z")
I guess that is the best one could do after being owned so bad…oh well better find out sooner that your g/f is a slut