# Dear \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/40372>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 17, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/40372 "2007-12-17T06:16:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/40372/38 "2007-12-17T15:45:49Z")

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Dear Alex (my boss),

Take some fucking English classes. I cannot understand a word you say therefore I ignore all your requests at work. Please don’t send me anymore of your “I’m watching you” emails, just remember I’m responsible for a shit load of money/ equipment. Don’t piss me off.

Edit: Thanks for insluting me with your kindness, I’ll think I’ll grab a full tank of gas, 6 pack and a pizza with the large bonus you gave me. Fuck you

Dear security cameras above my head,

Fuck you.

Dear Sarah (wife of Boss)  
Learn how to count you horrid bitch, I used one sick day, not five.  
Stop reproducing.

Dear Dad,  
I hate your g/f and I’ve put up with her drunkenness for 15 years.  
I put on a facade when I’m around her. Truth be told, I just want to slit her throat. I pray when she steals your change in your truck and hits the local bar, that she gets hit by a snow plow. You know she sleeps around so much when I shake your hand I’m afraid I’ll get AIDS.

Dear Dads g/f

When my dad gives me money out of the blue, that doesn’t mean your whore of a daughter gets the same treatment. If you want to give your daughter money, maybe you should get a job or at least not take booze as a payment when you get fucked by random dudes at the local bar.  
P.S I hate you

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