# Dear \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/40372>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 17, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/40372 "2007-12-17T06:16:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear/40372/49 "2007-12-18T14:44:32Z")

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Dear girl who came home with me last night,

When you said that you “like it rough when you’re drunk,” I didn’t realize that included punching me in the face repeatedly, and giving me a bloody nose on my white down comforter. As Baby Joe’s cousin, I can say that the two of you are about even in punching power. Also, you’re 22; you really shouldn’t still be giving people hickeys. I stole the concealer out of your purse to cover up that monstronsity on my neck for dinner at my parents’ today. Finally, only 4 of the 7 digits in the phone number I gave you were correct. If you can guess which, maybe i’ll talk to you again.

Joe

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