# death to da beav
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 21, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608 "2007-12-21T05:34:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/1 "2007-12-21T05:34:51Z")
**Wildlife Officials: Local Beaver To Be Killed**
**_Beaver Said To Be Gnawing Down Too Many Trees_**
**BAKERSFIELD, Calif. –** A local beaver who is making a mess of trees near the Kern Recreational Bike Path has been given the death sentence for its crimes.
Nine trees have been gnawed to stumps near the Park at Riverwalk.
Now, state wildlife officials have issued a permit to kill the rodent. They have yet to reveal how.
**When asked why officials couldn’t just relocate the little vandal, they said that is not an option because the animal’s nature is to stop the flow of water, which could ruin an irrigation canal or destroy more trees at another location.**
ok… thats the DUMBEST response ive ever heard…
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/2 "2007-12-21T05:46:42Z")
Oh good. I’m glad you are not joining the other team as thread title suggested…
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/3 "2007-12-21T06:52:51Z")
Ha, nice Zong, I was wondering about that too.
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/4 "2007-12-21T08:39:50Z")
Zong he can’t join another team when he’s already on it.
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/5 "2007-12-21T08:41:46Z")
> [@RobHimself](#):
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> Zong he can’t join another team when he’s already on it.
have they made you captain yet ?
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/6 "2007-12-21T08:44:11Z")
I’m on both teams 😉
DIM SUM ROB?
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/7 "2007-12-21T08:44:57Z")
skunk for GM
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2007, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/death-to-da-beav/40608/8 "2007-12-21T08:59:52Z")
> [@Zong](#):
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> I’m on both teams 😉
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> DIM SUM ROB?
IN!
> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> have they made you captain yet ?
I can’t shit a bowling ball yet.