# December Beat this Caption Contest!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 6, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652 "2011-12-06T22:01:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/1 "2011-12-06T22:01:12Z")
It’s been a while, let’s try this again. ![http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q26/vovchandr/d38b8147.jpg](http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q26/vovchandr/d38b8147.jpg) **“These youn’ wipper snappers can’t even put the proper offroad tires on their dirtbikes”** :crackup Taken last week when two older guys were quite confused about my bike. **Rules:** (since we all love rules here :ahh) Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff at the end of the month. Staff members are not eligible but can still participate. Some of the previous contests: [http://shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21](http://shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=21) And go! :excited ---
**Author:** ![streetsweeper1098](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@streetsweeper1098](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/streetsweeper1098)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/2 "2011-12-06T22:02:38Z")
Where was that taken… the guy on the left looks like my brother in laws father. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/3 "2011-12-06T22:03:03Z")
> [@Innovative Tuning 4th Annual Open House - May 17 3:30-7:30](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/innovative-tuning-4th-annual-open-house-may-17-3-30-7-30/47075/11): > > Where was that taken… the guy on the left looks like my brother in laws father. PM’ed ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/4 "2011-12-06T22:30:32Z")
![http://i.imgur.com/kioRK.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/kioRK.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/5 "2011-12-06T22:31:51Z")
That caption with your signature below is epic :rofl ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/6 "2011-12-06T22:33:03Z")
**LOL** I didnt even notice that :lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/7 "2011-12-07T04:07:55Z")
Is that Colonel Sanders? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/8 "2011-12-07T07:01:34Z")
“Would you look at that chicken stripe!” ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/9 "2011-12-07T07:14:53Z")
“Only Vlad could take a picture of a motorcycle and two guys yet make the camera focus on the raindrops on the window.” ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/10 "2011-12-07T07:17:43Z")
“Its Zombie Dave Thomas!!” For those of you that dont know Dave thomas is the founder of Wendy’s ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/11 "2011-12-07T07:48:32Z")
Back in my day, we had to pedal these things. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/12 "2011-12-07T18:17:14Z")
I just shit my pants. Could you imagine what would happen if I was riding this thing. ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/13 "2011-12-07T18:19:17Z")
well, i wouln’t bother trying, REDWGN already won. ---
**Author:** ![TonyJ124](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tonyj124/32/6380_2.png) [@TonyJ124](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TonyJ124)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/14 "2011-12-07T18:22:21Z")
Oh look, a penny. ---
**Author:** ![DannyboyUpstate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dannyboyupstate/32/6313_2.png) [@DannyboyUpstate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DannyboyUpstate)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/15 "2011-12-08T07:55:52Z")
“Yeah Vern, I figured since I’m so fucking old, God can’t kill me, might as well have a go at it myself! Plus, it matches my flannel!” ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/16 "2011-12-08T08:02:40Z")
“Yup” “Ahummm” ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/17 "2011-12-08T08:21:08Z")
“Cool motard and all but that Vlad is still a giant homo.” ---
**Author:** ![pitman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@pitman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pitman)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/18 "2011-12-09T06:36:44Z")
who needs viagra when you have this ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/19 "2011-12-09T09:43:08Z")
“I ought to spray paint 12/7 USN on this foreign JUNK” ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652/20 "2011-12-09T09:44:21Z")
> [@For ever smelling person at your place of business. what a picture!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-ever-smelling-person-at-your-place-of-business-what-a-picture/47180/5): > > “I ought to spray paint 12/7 USN on this foreign JUNK” ROFL [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/december-beat-this-caption-contest/261652.md?page=2)