# Defecative muti-tasking ... o yes **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 4, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754 "2005-06-04T13:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/1 "2005-06-04T13:05:13Z")
So i found my self this morning muti-tasking in a not-so-common place. I get up for my morning rest room defecation and whip out the 4wd mag…but then, i figured, what the heck…i’ll be here for a while so i whip up a toothbrush and rock that. Well now im rockin the john, readin a magazine, brushing my teeth… :ugh2: thats some fawked shiot!!! …am i the only one that multi-tasks on the shitter??? ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/2 "2005-06-04T13:21:26Z")
> [@gearhead](#): > > So i found my self this morning muti-tasking in a not-so-common place. I get up for my morning rest room defecation and whip out the 4wd mag…but then, i figured, what the heck…i’ll be here for a while so i whip up a toothbrush and rock that. Well now im rockin the john, readin a magazine, brushing my teeth… :ugh2: thats some fawked shiot!!! > > …am i the only one that multi-tasks on the shitter??? i talk on the phone while shitting and also have ate a sandwich while dumping. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/3 "2005-06-04T13:57:21Z")
oo…sandwich is pushing it! ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/4 "2005-06-04T14:29:56Z")
I drink beer in the shower. -TJ ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/5 "2005-06-04T17:49:07Z")
talk on the phone, read a magazine, smoke a cigarette, drinkin a mt dew, perfect shit, 2 safety wipes…PERFECTION!! ---
**Author:** ![peterock17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@peterock17](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/peterock17)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/6 "2005-06-04T18:34:43Z")
right now, i’m pooping, posting this post on my laptop, drinking a beer, and smoking a cig. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/7 "2005-06-04T21:32:59Z")
right now im reading this thread and masterbating to the thought of BoostedITR41 taking in the rear from a black man on the hood of his Integra. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Iceberg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@Iceberg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Iceberg)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/8 "2005-06-04T22:58:47Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > right now im reading this thread and masterbating to the thought of BoostedITR41 taking in the rear from a black man on the hood of his Integra. Does that count? sure as sh!t does… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/9 "2005-06-04T23:52:12Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > right now im reading this thread and masterbating to the thought of BoostedITR41 taking in the rear from a black man on the hood of his Integra. Does that count? you fag… and yes I do multi task on the throne. shaving my beard(if you call it that) on the shitter is a daily ritual ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/10 "2005-06-05T18:18:50Z")
im glad i’m not the only multi-tasker :bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/11 "2005-06-06T05:46:05Z")
I need to concentrate on the task of shitting and nothing else can occupy my mind at the time. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/defecative-muti-tasking-o-yes/174754/12 "2005-06-06T16:05:29Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > I need to concentrate on the task of shitting and nothing else can occupy my mind at the time. hey, when your as skilled at the shitter as I am, I can get shit done!