# Definition of: Oxymoron **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 8, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796 "2005-08-08T19:43:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/1 "2005-08-08T19:43:29Z")
![http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/9031/dietcokewbacon4xs.jpg](http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/9031/dietcokewbacon4xs.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iQuAGoD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@iQuAGoD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iQuAGoD)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/2 "2005-08-08T19:44:11Z")
Ew. The thought of that made me throw up in my mouth. You fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Alex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alex)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/3 "2005-08-08T20:23:00Z")
pepsi should step up now and make cheeseburger flavored cola ---
**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/4 "2005-08-08T20:28:46Z")
MMMMMM bacon, ---
**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/5 "2005-08-08T20:31:31Z")
> [@Hector](#): > > MMMMMM bacon, I googled up mmmbacon to look for that pic of homer saying it and came up with this: [http://www.mmmbacon.net/](http://www.mmmbacon.net/) ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/6 "2005-08-08T21:25:52Z")
> [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](#): > > [quote=Hector]MMMMMM bacon, I googled up mmmbacon to look for that pic of homer saying it and came up with this: [http://www.mmmbacon.net/[/quote]](http://www.mmmbacon.net/%5B/quote%5D) You have way too much time on your hands. Shouldn’t you be out mackin on women or something? Or making your car go faster? ---
**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/7 "2005-08-08T21:29:12Z")
> [@Gonad](#): > > [quote=SHIFT\_KA24DET][quote=Hector]MMMMMM bacon, I googled up mmmbacon to look for that pic of homer saying it and came up with this: [http://www.mmmbacon.net/[/quote]](http://www.mmmbacon.net/%5B/quote%5D) You have way too much time on your hands. Shouldn’t you be out mackin on women or something? Or making your car go faster?[/quote] Macking women was completed for the night. And making my car faster why? It’s the fastest car on SON… I got more to go if anyone wants to challange me. Ed? Sasha? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/8 "2005-08-08T21:30:31Z")
whoring up the forums with posts eh ---
**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/9 "2005-08-08T21:31:32Z")
> [@average player](#): > > whoring up the forums with posts eh When Bob’s pmsing on SON I can’t resist… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/10 "2005-08-08T21:32:50Z")
> [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](#): > > [quote=average player]whoring up the forums with posts eh When Bob’s pmsing on SON I can’t resist…[/quote] I do have to admit, that it was quite funny. ---
**Author:** ![Sasha\_SG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sasha_sg/32/5477_2.png) [@Sasha\_SG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sasha_SG)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/11 "2005-08-08T22:28:11Z")
lol you’ll never let me have the end of this whole motor blownness eh jantos, yea well enjoy it while it lasts im still a full second ahead of you 😉 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh brupp prupp prupp _finger clicking thing_ ---
**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/12 "2005-08-09T05:40:03Z")
my camel will own you all ---
**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/definition-of-oxymoron/87796/13 "2005-08-09T09:28:18Z")
> [@Sasha (Turbo)](#): > > im still a full second ahead of you 😉 Yeah Two Weeks ago? Your car does what now in a 1/4 mile on the trailer pulled by Jeep Power 360 Magnum… 24.7s @ 67mph?