# Democrat Convention Agenda **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 1, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465 "2004-07-01T12:39:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465/1 "2004-07-01T12:39:57Z")
AGENDA 6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France. 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:20 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) 9:30.p.m. - \* Intermission \* 9:55 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss. 10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’ 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony(threesomes, mixed and same sex). 11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30 p.m. - ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally. 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democrat candidate. 1:00 a.m - Ted Kennedy driving everyone home (Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home?) ---
**Author:** ![thefranchise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thefranchise/32/5951_2.png) [@thefranchise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thefranchise)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465/2 "2004-07-01T12:53:57Z")
holy old content batman! ---
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465/3 "2004-07-01T14:20:10Z")
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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465/4 "2004-07-02T08:04:31Z")
weak. :jerkit: ---
**Author:** ![thefranchise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thefranchise/32/5951_2.png) [@thefranchise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thefranchise)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465/5 "2004-07-02T08:20:51Z")
The 2004 Republican National Convention (New York City) 10:00 am: Opening Ceremony: Pat Boone accompanies Lee Greenwood singing “I’m Proud to be an American” during raising of the Confederate flag. 10:05 am: Vote on motion to go into Closed Session. (If motion fails, Justice Antonin Scalia will announce that all media must turn off audio and video recording devices.) 10:30 am: Katherine Harris speaks on “Are Elections Really Necessary?” 10:45 am: Trent Lott - “Re-segregation in the 21st Century” 11:00 am: Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan 11:10 am: Phyllis Schlafly speaks on “Why Women Shouldn’t Be Leaders” 11:30 am: Rush Limbaugh - “Just Say No To Drugs” 11:45 am: Ann Coulter’s Tribute to “Joe McCarthy, American Patriot” 12:00 noon: Singing of “God Bless America” and big screen projection of “Blue Angels” fly-over 12:04 pm: Lunch Break - steak with vegetable sides of ketchup and relish, yellow cake 12:30 pm: Oliver North - “Never Trade Arms with Terrorists” 1:00 pm: Reps. Doolittle and DeLay speak on the GOP congressional agenda. 1:30 pm: Group cheer – Global-warming-schmobal warming! 1:35 pm: GOP’s Tribute to Tokenism, featuring Colin Powell and Condi Rice 2:00 pm: Accounting for Beginners – “Tax Cuts are Good for Deficit Reduction” 2:30 pm: Labor Secretary Elaine Chao speaks on “Economic Growth Through Job Exportation” 3:00 pm: Newt Gingrich speaks on “The Sanctity of Marriage” 3:30 pm: Unveiling of “The Guide to Imperialism” by the Heritage Foundation 4:00 pm: Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore 4:15 pm: “Stomp on Poor People” Happy Hour (guided sight-seeing buses leaving for Harlem every 10 minutes) 6:00 pm: Dinner Break: Texas-Style Endangered Species Barbeque 7:00 pm: John Ashcroft leads ceremonial burning of the Bill of Rights (Note to convention hall staff - make sure statue of Justice is fully clothed) 7:15 pm: George W. Bush video tribute “Higher than a Kite: Portrait of a Fighter Pilot” 7:30 pm: Vote on motion to put image of Ronald Reagan on one dollar bill Keynote Speech by Dick Cheney (Exact time TBA, depending on his arrival from secret bunker). 8:00 pm: “Kiss Ass” session with Christian Coalition 8:30 pm: Workshop on government-corporate relations by Dick Cheney 8:45 pm: Log Cabin Republicans Encounter Session – Coming to Terms with Your Self-Hatred 9:00 pm: Assault Rifle Raffle ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democrat-convention-agenda/167465/6 "2004-07-02T08:44:20Z")
> [@thefranchise](#): > > The 2004 Republican National Convention (New York City) > > 2:00 pm: Accounting for Beginners – “Tax Cuts are Good for Deficit > Reduction” haha… exactly…