# Democratic Joke **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 14, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146 "2009-05-14T10:57:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/1 "2009-05-14T10:57:50Z")
Someone forwarded me this e-mail below. To all my Liberal Democratic friends: I mean no disrespect: A $50 LESSON– \> \> I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she \> grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her \> parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you \> were President what would be the first thing you would do? ’ She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ Her parents beamed with pride. \> ‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, 'But you don’t have to wait \> until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow \> the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then \> I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs \> out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. \> She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in \> the eye and asked, ’ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the \> work, and you can just pay him the $50? I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’ \> Her parents still aren’t speaking to me. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/2 "2009-05-14T10:58:42Z")
boo ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/3 "2009-05-14T10:59:31Z")
jk just wanted to try to break your spirit 🙂 not bad :lol ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/4 "2009-05-14T11:01:11Z")
Nice lol ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/5 "2009-05-14T11:01:14Z")
:rofl Sully for President. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/6 "2009-05-14T12:06:32Z")
Ha ha ha that is priceless ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/7 "2009-05-14T12:07:36Z")
Lol awesome. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/8 "2009-05-14T12:07:43Z")
thats great :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![silverandslow1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@silverandslow1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow1)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/9 "2009-05-14T13:35:28Z")
pretty good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/10 "2009-05-14T13:43:46Z")
my mother and i use this joke all the time, there are like 100 different versions of it but it never gets old ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/11 "2009-05-14T15:42:14Z")
:rofl WIN! ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/12 "2009-05-14T17:49:18Z")
finally someone whos on the right thought process but yet somehow we have obama in office :lol seriously hate obama… ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/13 "2009-05-14T21:44:58Z")
lmao!!! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/14 "2009-05-14T22:02:31Z")
if a joke is well received on clubrsx you know it’s good joke lol [http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?p=25587894#post25587894](http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?p=25587894#post25587894) ---
**Author:** ![YFZ460](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yfz460/32/6343_2.png) [@YFZ460](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YFZ460)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/15 "2009-05-14T22:12:25Z")
rofl!:clap ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/16 "2009-05-15T05:12:44Z")
Well done. ---
**Author:** ![beepbeep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beepbeep/32/6355_2.png) [@beepbeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beepbeep)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/17 "2009-05-15T06:04:41Z")
I sent this around my work yest, (my boss fus the democratic committee in delmar) and even she was laughing! ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/18 "2009-05-15T18:17:43Z")
> [@my new quad :tup](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-quad-tup/18170/6): > > finally someone whos on the right thought process but yet somehow we have obama in office :lol seriously hate obama… Cameo… you are the last person on earth that I would listen to about politics and I would have said that even if you had the exact same political views as me ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/19 "2009-05-15T19:53:04Z")
> [@Think i need my crank machined? (56k no)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/think-i-need-my-crank-machined-56k-no/18188/35): > > Cameo… you are the last person on earth that I would listen to about politics and I would have said that even if you had the exact same political views as me good dont listen or agree with me i dont expect people to i just say what i feel like saying…:hug:retardclap:shifty ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146/20 "2009-05-15T23:29:47Z")
> [@Anyone in/near Brooklyn ??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-in-near-brooklyn/18196/2): > > good dont listen or agree with me i dont expect people to i just say what i feel like saying…:hug:retardclap:shifty :facepalm [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146.md?page=2)