# Derek Jeter: "Thanks for banging me, there's a gift in the car"
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 14, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784 "2011-12-14T10:26:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
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### Author:  [@srads13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/srads13)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/1 "2011-12-14T10:26:07Z")
Saw this on another website and thought it was hilarious…
“When Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up, pretty much everyone assumed he’d just starting banging random women at will because he’s a deep reservoir of emotion. Turns out he’s not only been doing that, but in in the most dickishly awesome way possible. The New York Post reports:
The Yankees captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.
“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.
“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”
So not only is Derek Jeter immediately shoving women out the door in the morning, he’s thanking them with autographed trinkets he has laying around his apartment. “Hey, last night was really great. Which is why I want you to have this, uh… _bobblehead_ autographed by the 2008 Yankees. May it forever symbolize- Oh, thank fuck, the car’s here. Christ, dude, I had to talk to this one.””
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### Author:  [@1SLOWCAM](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1SLOWCAM)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/2 "2011-12-14T10:29:34Z")
hahahaha thats epic
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/3 "2011-12-14T10:34:16Z")
Jeet is the man
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### Author:  [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/4 "2011-12-14T10:34:42Z")
Like a boss
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/5 "2011-12-14T10:36:02Z")
Women.
They go to the press to make someone look like a douche becasue they slept with them twice but the dude forgot about the first one, but instead all I see is a gold digging slut that got fucked and failed twice. LOL
Jetter 1, dumb loose bitches 0!
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/6 "2011-12-14T10:47:29Z")
Minka Kelly…mmm…:wow
Forgot how good she looked.
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### Author:  [@srads13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/srads13)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/7 "2011-12-14T10:51:20Z")
> [@What kind of pads do you guys use](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-kind-of-pads-do-you-guys-use/47270/7):
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> Minka Kelly…mmm…:wow
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> Forgot how good she looked.
Let’s refresh everyones memory…(I just did the same thing)
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### Author:  [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/8 "2011-12-14T11:24:22Z")
Jeter = winning!
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/9 "2011-12-14T15:53:10Z")
LOL no fucks given
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### Author:  [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/10 "2011-12-14T15:57:29Z")
> [@FS: 1995 JEEP WRANGLER](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-jeep-wrangler/47267/3):
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> Women.
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> They go to the press to make someone look like a douche becasue they slept with them twice but the dude forgot about the first one, but instead all I see is a gold digging slut that got fucked and failed twice. LOL
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> Jetter 1, dumb loose bitches 0!
Are you kidding me? She got his signed balls. I’m sure she’ll take them all the way to the bank.
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### Author:  [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/11 "2011-12-14T16:56:28Z")
heard this in FBHW this morning! lol
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/12 "2011-12-14T17:09:54Z")
oh god. i love that girl.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/13 "2011-12-14T17:13:45Z")
big deal
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### Author:  [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/14 "2011-12-14T18:08:39Z")
I only clicked on this post to see a link to how hot the girl was he kicked out. Props to [srads13](http://shift518.com/member.php?u=2494) for some pics to make up for not seeing his new girl.
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### Author:  [@MikeyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeyB)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/derek-jeter-thanks-for-banging-me-theres-a-gift-in-the-car/261784/15 "2011-12-14T18:46:36Z")
Jeter is awsome.Chick is hot as fuck.What a life to have a revolving door like that.