# Dick Manners: Do you wipe? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116 "2008-12-02T16:34:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/21 "2008-12-02T17:57:04Z")
wtf is this shit?!?!? no i dont wipe my dick! you fucking faggot! rly tho, i dont wipe my dick. and bing, i dont think your a faggot ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/22 "2008-12-02T18:06:23Z")
any driplets are quickly absorbed into my boxers, which then evaporate. My piss is usually mostly water anyways. ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/23 "2008-12-02T18:07:21Z")
never have? ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/24 "2008-12-02T18:11:41Z")
I shake it first about 3 times… then from the base of my dick to the tip i squeeze it like I’m getting the last little bit of tooth paste out. Then I grab it about mid way up, and give it one good flick… Usually does the trick. but sometimes I still get stubborn pee that even wiping wouldn’t get and I get a little bit of a dribble ☹ Kind of sucks I just hope no one notices. I guess there is some down sides to having a monster cock after all :-/ ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/25 "2008-12-02T18:35:00Z")
when called for. If I am out doing yard work and stop to take a piss I just shake it like a newborn. ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/26 "2008-12-02T19:03:56Z")
it seems weird to me to pee in front of your brother then talk about each others dick manners…not going anywhere with this i just think its a little homo. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/27 "2008-12-02T19:04:59Z")
Talking about dick manners with you gay friend is homo, not with your brother. How can a brother conversation be homo? ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/28 "2008-12-02T19:08:37Z")
i guess im not that close to my brother:gotme: ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/29 "2008-12-02T19:13:04Z")
> [@bing](#): > > This conversation works much beteer in person when you bring it up abruptly with people you only barely know. man 1 - Excuse me, sir, do you wipe your dick after taking a tinkle? man 2 - why yes! and ive also been known to sample a few dicks in my day, thanks for asking. there you have it, dick wipers have also been known to be dick tasters. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/30 "2008-12-02T19:14:43Z")
> [@zklug1013](#): > > it seems weird to me to pee in front of your brother then talk about each others dick manners…not going anywhere with this i just think its a little homo. it’s actually only not gay because it’s me and i’m too amazing to be gay. if it were you it might be gay. i don’t know you or anything, it’s just an assumption. * * * And Kyle, i know you can visualize how i would and have brought this up in conversation… you may have actually been involved ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/31 "2008-12-02T19:16:10Z")
Real men can talk about this shit. Real man shake it dry, in less than 3. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/32 "2008-12-02T19:18:00Z")
i swear no matter what i do i cant shake it all off. There is always a drip or two at the end… i think i’m pushing low PSI out my dick… vaccuum leak perhaps? i should hook up my AVCR to my sack. ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/33 "2008-12-02T19:31:04Z")
> [@bing](#): > > it’s actually only not gay because it’s me and i’m too amazing to be gay. nigga please yous a meat gazer :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/34 "2008-12-02T19:47:25Z")
swear to god brother… even if i wanted to be gay, i’m so ungay that gays would be degayed by getting too close to me… so i couldnt get gay if i wanted to. back to this reciprosity arguement… you guys dont wipe, you let that crap chud-up your dick and expect a chick to really enjoy sucking you off? how do you feel when your lady-friend isnt freshy-top? what goes around comes around guys… you keep it fresh, she keeps it fresh you both have a good time. i would hate to see a chick mouth down on me and then cringe from old crusty pee in her teeth… gawd… i bet the % of dudes that wipe their dick is similar to the % of women that actually give a decent BJ ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/35 "2008-12-02T19:48:00Z")
Shake n bake! If improperly shaken the last drops always manage to soak the drawers and that always leaves a not so nice feeling. And i disagree on the 3x rule, shake it til its dry. What about instead of wiping , using the hand dryers to dry it for you. Its called goin green. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/36 "2008-12-02T19:48:11Z")
> [@bing](#): > > i swear no matter what i do i cant shake it all off. > > There is always a drip or two at the end… i think i’m pushing low PSI out my dick… vaccuum leak perhaps? i should hook up my AVCR to my sack. low psi? get your prostate checked. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/37 "2008-12-02T19:53:37Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > low psi? get your prostate checked. actually i am pretty sure its the onset of something that involves diapers eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/38 "2008-12-02T20:00:11Z")
> [@bing](#): > > actually i am pretty sure its the onset of something that involves diapers eventually. that really really sucks. Best wishes. ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/39 "2008-12-02T20:02:01Z")
maybe your junk is built wrong? a shake or two gets that last drip out/off for me, never needed to wipe… cuz there’s nothing TO wipe off, its dry from there. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/40 "2008-12-02T20:03:33Z")
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