# Dick Manners: Do you wipe? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116 "2008-12-02T16:34:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/61 "2009-02-03T07:48:09Z")
With the Onyx theory, truly saves a ton of aggravation with the opposing sex. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/62 "2009-02-03T08:00:23Z")
> [@4DOORBABE](#): > > OMG…bing: thank you so much for being a true gentlemen. I taught our 6 year old son to wipe when he was done and my husband (justa4door) was like “real men shake it”. I have to say as a woman I would prefer to know that my husband would keep himself clean as I do for him!!! > > And just so you know all of our boys will wipe when finished if I have anything to with it. > > And when you dribble onto your boxers the wetness may evaporate but sometimes the smell does not! Eww… did you use the toys you’re selling to teach him? ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/63 "2009-02-03T08:18:26Z")
Jiggle, Toothpaste squeeze, Jiggle ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/64 "2010-12-01T20:26:37Z")
**_by special and specific request this NYspeed gem-thread is being bumped for our Pittspeed brethren and moved to Network OT._** if necessary, we can add a poll option for: “she likes when i wipe my dick in the dirt before i let her at it…” if none of the above apply to you PA brothers. Please read the thread in its entirety. I just reviewed some of it and i have to say, we may have made some of the best posts in the history of the internet in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Partsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de0a6/32.png) [@Partsman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Partsman)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/65 "2010-12-01T20:31:41Z")
I carry a number 2 pencil and cork it when im done. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/66 "2010-12-01T20:40:41Z")
is this for real? ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/67 "2010-12-01T20:48:01Z")
kinda related story. a few weeks ago I was in the bathroom at school. 2 urinal/1 stall bathroom, no dividers between the urinals. bigger asian looking kid LEANS AGAINST THE urinal once I walk in. completely sealing himself with the toilet. absofuckingly gross. who gives a shit if someone might see your peepee. christ people are weird. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/68 "2010-12-01T20:53:33Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#): > > is this for real? no man, this thread never happened ---
**Author:** ![Tacoboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@Tacoboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tacoboy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/69 "2010-12-01T21:59:12Z")
Wow. A+. Will read again. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/70 "2010-12-01T22:10:32Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:52,topic:59116"”] > **[Google Patents](https://patents.google.com)** > > Search and read the full text of patents from around the world with Google Patents, and find prior art in our index of non-patent literature. There is another option. [/quote] did anyone ever see this? wtf!? ---
**Author:** ![buffalo\_vr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@buffalo\_vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/buffalo_vr4)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/71 "2010-12-01T22:13:47Z")
> [@bing](#): > > The longer it sits there the worse it gets i’d imagine… > > To answer the questions, obviously you cant wipe at a urinal, but i have no fear in **shaking a half dozen to a dozen times** … no shame in playing with it. > > baby wipes is a great idea… i have a ton of those. your dick might get shaken syndrome when he gets older if u shake it this much. ---
**Author:** ![N\_CTRL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_ctrl/32/4982_2.png) [@N\_CTRL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/N_CTRL)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/72 "2010-12-01T23:53:15Z")
> [@bing"](#): > > It really came to light when i took a pee with my brother in the bathroom… he was all “You wipe the tip?” Why was your brother watching your dick when you were peeing? ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/73 "2010-12-02T04:44:58Z")
don’t over analyze… i had my back to him but he could still tell what i was doing. and pleeaseeee… don’t act like none of you guys have randomly broke out “The Helicopter” with other people around in your highschool days… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/74 "2010-12-02T04:55:11Z")
> [@bing](#): > > don’t act like none of you guys have randomly broke out “The Helicopter” with other people around in your highschool days… 🙂 fuck no… we broke out the chinook ---
**Author:** ![Ciaran](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ciaran/32/5612_2.png) [@Ciaran](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ciaran)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/75 "2010-12-02T05:01:30Z")
what the fuck people seriously wipe the tip? i did that when i was a little kid but you can just flick the excess out pretty easily. haha amazing thread ---
**Author:** ![bubbletea\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@bubbletea\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bubbletea_240)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/76 "2010-12-02T05:30:07Z")
hahahahha what a thread!! I piss it alll out!! then theres like 2 drops left. Shake wobble shake. All gone. Threw the beast back in the dungeon. I love the helicopter! ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/77 "2010-12-02T06:08:47Z")
> [@danhr](#): > > we broke out the chinook Explain… the helicopter is the only one i know about. i’ve got two baby boys at home that need to learn these things. if there’s a move out there i don’t know about i need details. to do the chinook don’t you need two dicks… and they’re almost touching… FUUUUU!!! who’s gay now? ![http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/23/article-1016503-0102680400000578-601_468x292_popup.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/a/2a375f8fb080cf32d545812e17bf3b5fba5b796d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/78 "2010-12-02T06:13:31Z")
What. The. Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/79 "2010-12-02T06:16:03Z")
> [@bing](#): > > Explain… > > the helicopter is the only one i know about. i’ve got two baby boys at home that need to learn these things. if there’s a move out there i don’t know about i need details. > > to do the chinook don’t you need two dicks… and they’re almost touching… FUUUUU!!! who’s gay now? > > ![http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/23/article-1016503-0102680400000578-601_468x292_popup.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/a/2a375f8fb080cf32d545812e17bf3b5fba5b796d.jpeg) you dont need two dicks… you need two people… each with their own dick. i maybe gay, but i still think ur a flamer for wiping your dick after you pee ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/80 "2010-12-02T06:22:33Z")
> [@danhr](#): > > you dont need two dicks… you need two people… each with their own dick. > > i maybe gay, but i still think ur a flamer for wiping your dick after you pee you 1-upped me so badly right here 🙂 > [@SK360](#): > > What. > > The. > > Fuck. i didn’t create the poll… just so you know [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116.md?page=5)