# Dick Manners: Do you wipe?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116 "2008-12-02T16:34:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/81 "2010-12-02T06:34:46Z")

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Fuckin right, I wipe the tip if I’m at home or pissin in a toilet with tp beside me.

If I’m at a urinal where I have no tp then I shake the fucker. But you can’t shake it too much cause there is a line that gets crossed. lol

I had this discussion with my close buddies before and 2/5 of us wipe the tip. I do it for respect for my gf and for the fact that I don’t want piss on my boxers, I don’t get why you would want that.

That means all you guys have dirty dry piss on your cocks. nice

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**Author:** ![Gl1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gl1/32/5471_2.png) [@Gl1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gl1)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/82 "2010-12-02T06:49:07Z")

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I have yet to hear anybody say their girlfriend complained about their dick smelling/tasting bad… common a woman not complaining about something? It’s obviously not a problem.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/83 "2010-12-02T06:53:18Z")

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I wipe my dick with my burberry pocket square.

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/84 "2010-12-02T06:55:14Z")

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> [@bing](#):
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> you 1-upped me so badly right here 🙂
> 
> i didn’t create the poll… just so you know

when referring to penises, never use the word “up” when talking to another man… EVER

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> [@Fry](#):
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> I wipe my dick with my burberry pocket square.

I wipe my dick with 40 grit sand paper

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/85 "2010-12-02T07:04:08Z")

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> [@Gl@re](#):
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> I have yet to hear anybody say their girlfriend complained about their dick smelling/tasting bad… common a woman not complaining about something? It’s obviously not a problem.

see prior comment from page 2 below.

> [@bing](#):
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> she just doenst know… she thinks your dick tastes like shit because its a dick.

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/86 "2010-12-02T07:22:03Z")

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Just wipe your dick with your hand, you wash your hands after you pee right?

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/87 "2010-12-02T08:15:07Z")

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> [@Wahoo](#):
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> Just wipe your dick with your hand, you wash your hands after you pee right?

i dont want to wash my hands

can i wipe with your hand instead?

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/88 "2010-12-02T08:46:22Z")

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> [@danhr](#):
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> i dont want to wash my hands
> 
> can i wipe with your hand instead?

No I don’t want hand herpes, that shit spreads fast!

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**Author:** ![Saxon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@Saxon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Saxon)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/89 "2010-12-02T10:03:26Z")

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lol definitely an interesting thread to say the least

\<\< doesn’t wipe but i am probably one of the guys who crosses the line between playing wit it or not

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/90 "2010-12-02T10:05:48Z")

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i lick mine off like my dog does his!

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**Author:** ![Quik83Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik83z/32/6042_2.png) [@Quik83Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik83Z)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/91 "2010-12-02T10:17:51Z")

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> [@SK360](#):
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> What.
> 
> The.
> 
> Fuck.

Yeah…what a piece of shit huh?

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**Author:** ![MP\_B240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp_b240/32/5697_2.png) [@MP\_B240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MP_B240)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/92 "2010-12-02T10:24:40Z")

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i carry a dick rag with me in my pocket everywhere i go

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/93 "2010-12-02T10:44:57Z")

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I have a carbon fiber dick wipe, problem solved. Show some class, gentlemen.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/94 "2010-12-02T11:06:13Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> I have a carbon fiber dick wipe, problem solved. Show some class, gentlemen.

well played

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/95 "2010-12-02T11:39:53Z")

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I just wear an insulated dick diaper incase of drippage

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/96 "2010-12-02T12:00:57Z")

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I sit there shaking it incessantly like a 13 year old looking at porn. After that, when I think it’s done dripping, I wipe the tip and put it away. Unfortunately, as soon as I let go of it I sometimes get a surprise taspoon of extra wetness that rushes out and absorbs into my boxers and dribbles down my thigh.

Do I vote shake or wipe? :dunno:

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/97 "2010-12-02T12:01:49Z")

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i dont like cold wet dick drip boxers in the winter, toothpaste squeeze, shake… any post drip after that gets wiped on the inside of my pants before i zipper up.

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**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/98 "2010-12-02T13:21:07Z")

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> [@bing](#):
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> i bet the % of dudes that wipe their dick is similar to the % of women that actually give a decent BJ

WIN! lol.  
BTW. The R Kelly option was also win.

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/99 "2010-12-02T13:30:50Z")

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I don’t wipe… or shake.

I piss and pack. Maybe if that whore made a better sammich…

Edit: Where did all these good threads run off too? We need more.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/100 "2010-12-02T15:46:19Z")

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I was unaware that a thread discussing each other’s dicks was a good thread. Carry on.

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