# Dick Manners: Do you wipe? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116 "2008-12-02T16:34:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/101 "2010-12-02T15:57:51Z")
i forgot my dick rag today. feel so dirty ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/102 "2010-12-02T15:59:16Z")
I keep my dick rag in my shirt pocket. I call it my dick square. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/103 "2010-12-02T16:00:42Z")
dick fore! ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/104 "2010-12-02T16:01:19Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#): > > i forgot my dick rag today. feel so dirty take your sock off and wipe it with that. ---
**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/105 "2010-12-02T21:47:10Z")
How do you actually get pee residue on your tip? After a proper shaking, IF there is any dribble left, it clearly would get taken care of by your under garments. There is no way some dribble stays on your tip and crusts over. ---------- Post added at 12:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:45 AM ---------- > [@Onyx Z32](#): > > If any of you guys have ever lived with the opposite sex, you know they have a thing about _“putting the seat back down”_ so they _“don’t fall in”_ or some crap like that. > > Well out of laziness and germaphobia I never bothered to lift the seat in the first place, instead choosing to hone my aim and adjust for the smaller target. > > However, if I was in a hurry, shaking tended to always leave a drop on the seat. Then I’d have to rip off some TP and wipe it off. Dried piss drips always gets more screams than simply leaving the seat up. > > Eventually I just decided it was quicker to wipe myself in the first place than to shake off then wipe the seat too. > > I’ll never get yelled at for leaving the seat up, because I never have to put it up. And I avoid shaking / dripping on the seat. It’s man’s ability to adapt to living with women. Nothing gay about that. Might as well say fuck it and just plant a seat on the toilet to piss anyways. Am I right? ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/106 "2010-12-03T05:53:24Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#): > > dick fore! whats a dick fore? ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/107 "2010-12-03T06:59:48Z")
Does anyone have to shave their encroaching pubic hair off the base of their dick? Do dicks even like being wiped? ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/108 "2010-12-03T07:33:04Z")
Asked my girlfriend about this last night… obviously she knows I don’t wipe, but I asked her if she ever thought I did or if she thought any other guy did… she said no… never even heard about it before. i then continued to ask her if it would make her any happier if I did start wiping my dick after i peed. She said if I started wiping my dick after I peed, we are no longer going out anymore… because she doesn’t want to be seen in public with a fag. and that no, she would much rather me continue being a shaker ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/109 "2010-12-03T07:49:47Z")
Pics of said G/F! ---
**Author:** ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/110 "2010-12-03T08:42:21Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > whats a dick fore? Based on this thread, you’re not the only one who doesn’t know ---
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/111 "2010-12-03T09:26:51Z")
I carry a water bottle around, when I’m done leaking the water really cleans up! Lol ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/112 "2010-12-03T09:30:01Z")
I drink my own piss, it’s good to the last drop. ---
**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/113 "2010-12-03T09:52:48Z")
> [@Pewter](#): > > Pics of said G/F! I bet she looks something like this, you should have asked he if she likes the taste of your piss in her mouth. Bring her over bud, I’ll piss in her mouth too if she likes it so much. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/114 "2010-12-03T10:07:18Z")
English do u type it?? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/115 "2010-12-03T10:09:29Z")
I can’t believe this thread is still going ---
**Author:** ![95d16turbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/977dab/32.png) [@95d16turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95d16turbo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/116 "2010-12-03T10:11:35Z")
I use my Pocket Square. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/117 "2010-12-03T10:19:33Z")
> [@97240sxSR20](#): > > I bet she looks something like this, HOT! ---
**Author:** ![Philly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/philly/32/5748_2.png) [@Philly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Philly)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/118 "2010-12-03T10:24:33Z")
> [@Pewter](#): > > English do u type it?? Thanks man, I better change that quick, cause nobody is going to know what I meant ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/119 "2010-12-03T10:34:51Z")
canadians… they suck at life so bad that not even pewter can understand them… ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/120 "2010-12-03T11:03:36Z")
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