# Dick Manners: Do you wipe?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116 "2008-12-02T16:34:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/121 "2010-12-03T11:05:24Z")

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christ, do you pitt speed guys ever stop with the hate?

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/122 "2010-12-03T11:06:52Z")

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![http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242032359_haters-gonna-hate.gif](http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242032359_haters-gonna-hate.gif)

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/123 "2010-12-03T11:10:04Z")

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is that you as a young chap?

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/124 "2010-12-03T11:15:22Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Hey hey hey…c’mon now, let’s keep it kosher here.

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/125 "2010-12-03T11:15:27Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> is that you as a young chap?

do you drive a chick’s car?

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/126 "2010-12-03T11:17:16Z")

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> [@danhr](#):
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> do you drive a chick’s car?

try again…with a joke you have not used yet

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/127 "2010-12-03T11:18:14Z")

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Epic bump.

chinook is the best post I’ve seen in some time.

And  
Pittspeed continues to be composed of fine gentlemen.

Carry on.

I like the ninja edit better than my original post. \<3

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/128 "2010-12-03T11:23:52Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> try again…with a joke you have not used yet

your car… it is of chick nature

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> [@bgblockelcamino](#):
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can’t…stop…ror

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**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/129 "2010-12-03T11:24:18Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Pittspeed continues to appear to be composed of uneducated rednecks.
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> Carry on.

C’mon that’s not nice. We are assholes, dont confuse that with “uneducated rednecks”

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/130 "2010-12-03T11:24:26Z")

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This thread (and more specifically the recent bump to network wide) has made me appreciate NYSpeed as being middle ground.

SON = Way too many effeminate metrosexuals.

PittSpeed = Way too many knuckle dragging rednecks.

NYSpeed = A few of each but just an average mix of car guys.

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/131 "2010-12-03T11:29:18Z")

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> [@oneslowbowtie](#):
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> C’mon that’s not nice. We are assholes, dont confuse that with “uneducated rednecks”

speak for yourself

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/132 "2010-12-03T11:40:49Z")

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The best way I can describe this is… You know when you use the edge of the counter to get the last of the toothpaste out…?

something like that

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/133 "2010-12-03T11:50:28Z")

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OUCH!

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/134 "2010-12-03T13:32:46Z")

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never once heard of someone actually wiping it. shake it and let the boxers do the rest. its not that big of a deal

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/135 "2010-12-03T13:39:22Z")

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> [@Laura00WS6](#):
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> never once heard of someone actually wiping it. shake it and let **me** do the rest. its not that big of a deal

fixed 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/136 "2010-12-03T13:50:07Z")

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I’m glad my parents potty trained me when I was like two years old so I don’t have to go through life wondering shit like if I should wipe my dick and if so should I just sit down to pee?

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**Author:** ![240racer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/240racer/32/5682_2.png) [@240racer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240racer)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/137 "2010-12-03T15:06:54Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> This thread (and more specifically the recent bump to network wide) has made me appreciate NYSpeed as being middle ground.
> 
> SON = Way too many effeminate metrosexuals.
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> PittSpeed = Way too many knuckle dragging rednecks.
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> NYSpeed = A few of each but just an average mix of car guys.

Bing should have a disclaimer stating his posts are entirely his and not the opinions of fellow SONlings. Don’t group us all on the same boat. He’s a cool guy, but I agree there has been a certain amount of gayness in these network wide threads.

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/138 "2010-12-03T15:38:00Z")

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I own a John Deere, a Trans Am, and a Mustang, I don’t wipe when I pee, and I (my wife) buys a lot of my clothes/shoes/acessories at Kohl’s. Eh, you might as well lump me in with the knuckle draggers! (Coincidentally, my arms are a bit disproportionately long.) 😃 I’m going to go work on my finite element analysis now. Oops, I mean I’m gonna go get some Redman from Walmart.

I’m joking about all of this. I like the mix of people here.

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/139 "2010-12-03T19:45:54Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> Does anyone have to shave their encroaching pubic hair off the base of their dick?

shit, I have been doing that since I was 14 (balls too). along with using the trimmer on 1 or 0 for everything else.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/140 "2010-12-04T08:42:50Z")

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so some have said they wipe in respect for their significant other…heres a thought, the girl has a DICK in her mouth. she is about to essentially eat cum. do you really think the whole pee thing is a problem? no. your about to swallow a mouth full of kids…piss is the least of your worries. if your gf/wife is that worried about having pee in her mouth then she can take it in the turd cutter.

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> [@OLDS ROCKETMAN](#):
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> fixed 🙂

hahahaha fuck off

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