# Dick Manners: Do you wipe? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 2, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116 "2008-12-02T16:34:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/161 "2010-12-07T07:56:07Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Make sure you use flavored mirror glaze. I’ve heard the original isn’t very tasty I don’t think it really matters. It’s not going in my mouth. amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/162 "2010-12-07T08:03:19Z")
Long as you don’t kiss her afterward. ---
**Author:** ![weirdo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@weirdo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/weirdo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/163 "2010-12-07T11:19:07Z")
Regarding OP: dick residue is commonly known as smegma. The toothpaste maneuver sounds torturous. On the subject of dick manners, there should be a poll on the most effective way to piss with a morning boner. Do you aim in as close as possible and hope I doesn’t fire hyrant? Do you do the superman over the bowl, stepping feet back to get desire angle and risk not having hands to guide stream? Handstand method? One hand superman with one hand allocated to sniper precision? Still worry about fire hydrant? It boggles the mind. My girlfriends bathroom sees tidal waves of urine every morning. She doesn’t worry so much if I wipe my dick after pissing, shed rather me mop the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/164 "2010-12-07T11:21:38Z")
You let it rip from as far away as possible then step closer as the stream weakens. ---
**Author:** ![weirdo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@weirdo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/weirdo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/165 "2010-12-07T11:24:42Z")
Okay. I’ve employed this technique but the distAnce gives the stream less accuracy. And that first burst is critical. I’ve considered tying a weight to the nozzle and straddling the bowl entirely. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/166 "2010-12-07T12:01:57Z")
boardjnky4: [http://www.shewee.com/newstore/](http://www.shewee.com/newstore/) ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/167 "2010-12-07T12:05:02Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![weirdo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@weirdo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/weirdo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/168 "2010-12-07T12:13:14Z")
Shewee is the antithesis to this problem. If anything, sitting would be ideal to contain the blast radius and absorb the payload. But sitting with a boner means you’d have toforcably aim your dick into the bowl and submerge it in water that’s about to mix with piss. Thus fucking up your pocket square royally after wiping.( this is the part fry quotes and says his dick is so big it always dips when he sits on a toilet) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/169 "2021-02-19T00:51:56Z")
> [@bing](#): > > the helicopter is the only one i know about. i’ve got two baby boys at home that need to learn these things. if there’s a move out there i don’t know about i need details. > > to do the chinook don’t you need two dicks… and they’re almost touching… FUUUUU!!! who’s gay now? > > ![article-1016503-0102680400000578-601_468x292_popup.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/a/2a375f8fb080cf32d545812e17bf3b5fba5b796d.jpeg) Had to bump this thread, I’m LOLing ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/170 "2024-09-18T10:43:25Z")
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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/171 "2026-06-26T21:40:04Z")
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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2026, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116/172 "2026-06-29T12:16:28Z")
Curb episode on this was great [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dick-manners-do-you-wipe/59116.md?page=8)