# Dictionary For Decoding Womens Personal Ads

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 6, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159 "2007-02-06T13:33:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/1 "2007-02-06T13:33:26Z")

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish… … …49.  
Adventurous… … …Slept with everyone.  
Athletic… … …No breasts.  
Average looking… …Mo ooo.  
Beautiful… … …Pathological liar.  
Emotionally Secure… …On medication.  
Feminist… … …Fat.  
Free Spirit… … …Junkie.  
Friendship first… …F ormer Slut.  
New-Age… … …Body hair in the wrong places.  
Old-fashioned… … …No B.J.'s  
Open-minded… … …Desperate.  
Outgoing… … …Loud and embarrassing.  
Professional… … …Bitch.  
Voluptuous… … …Very fat.  
Large frame… … …Hugely fat.  
Wants soul mate… …Stal ker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:  
Yes…No  
No…Yes  
Maybe…No  
We need…I want  
I am sorry…You’ll be sorry  
We need to talk…You’re in trouble  
Sure, go ahead…You better not  
Do what you want…You will pay for this later  
I am not upset…Of course, I am upset, you moron!  
You’re attentive tonight…Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:  
I am hungry…I am hungry  
I am sleepy…I am sleepy  
I am tired…I am tired  
Nice dress…Nice cleavage!  
I love you…Let’s have sex now  
I am bored…Do you want to have sex?  
May I have this dance?..I’d like to have sex with you.  
Can I call you sometime?..I’d like to have sex with you.  
Do you want to go to a movie?..I’d like to have sex with you.  
Can I take you out to dinner?..I’d like to have sex with you.  
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…I’m gay

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/2 "2007-02-06T13:35:31Z")

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rofl!

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/3 "2007-02-06T13:36:29Z")

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> [@Violator](#):
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> Do what you want…You will pay for this later

+1

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/4 "2007-02-06T13:51:08Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/5 "2007-02-06T16:32:47Z")

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hahahaha

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/6 "2007-02-06T16:37:00Z")

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Quote:  
Originally Posted by **Violator**

_Do what you want…You will pay for this later_

> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> +1

Sadly I get this alot, especially lately when I’ve blown her off for the dorifto events. Haha

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dictionary-for-decoding-womens-personal-ads/24159/7 "2007-02-06T18:38:29Z")

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i laughed sooo hard… quality post