# DIY: intoxication and pasta. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 6, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092 "2006-09-06T23:45:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/1 "2006-09-06T23:45:05Z")
so yeah jam and i wanted to make a how to thread to rival lafengas. we tottaly did this a month or more ago and well im lazy and never uploaded pics. well here it finally is. OOH and if you view this thread please tell me if a person with the name of Spaghetti would be off the chain and alll loopy and would plant seeds as his career. t3h PASTA step one: igredients. go buy them. you know like oodles of noodles and sauce and shit. ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture142.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture142.jpg) step one and 1/2: i dont know WTF is going on here. seems to be a pot full of water. neat shit. ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture141.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture141.jpg) step too: boil water. ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture143.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture143.jpg) step 3: hold the bagopasta.(and then open it prior to step fore) ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture145.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture145.jpg) step fore: pour the pasta into the boiling abyss. ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture144.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture144.jpg) step sicks: get the h20 outta that shit ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture146.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture146.jpg) step seven: sauce it. ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture147.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture147.jpg) step ocho: enjoy! ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture148.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture148.jpg) Now you may find yourselves asking “dirty, what happened to step five?” fiv esound s too much like fire and kitchen fires suck so i didnt want to say five but in retrospect if you need step five its located here [http://www.russellfire.co.uk/images/kitchen\_fire.jpg](http://www.russellfire.co.uk/images/kitchen_fire.jpg). ``` t3h alcohol ``` 1 part jam 1 part dirty 2 parts boredom 24 beers 1.5 hours 14 cups a table and cat balls. mix well and enjoy ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture150.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture150.jpg) ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture151.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture151.jpg) ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture152.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture152.jpg) ^the last cup^ ![http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture153.jpg](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/xdirtye30x/Picture153.jpg) Jam won because of som estupid corporate bullshit by one cup ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/2 "2006-09-06T23:51:43Z")
i just lol’d the entire time i read this thread ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/3 "2006-09-07T06:16:38Z")
this is even worse than my “belts open” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/4 "2006-09-07T06:28:08Z")
Did you two light candles and feed each other? No points for presentation… ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/5 "2006-09-07T06:30:34Z")
lol lafengas better watch out, his carbon fiber projects aint got shit on these two :eek: actually now that i think of it… Motion to ban lafengas for not posting this first. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/6 "2006-09-07T06:59:01Z")
I bow. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/7 "2006-09-07T07:08:03Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > I bow. Show them up, eat it out of a carbon fiber bowl. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/8 "2006-09-07T07:08:59Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Show them up, eat it out of a carbon fiber bowl. wearing carbon fibre pants. (french canadian spelling) ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/9 "2006-09-07T07:09:22Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Show them up, eat it out of a carbon fiber bowl. …I will show him up in the next couple days. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/10 "2006-09-07T07:11:05Z")
WHY WAS THE TAKE 5 NOT INCLUDED IN THE STEPS?!@?!@?!@?#!@?#! ooo did you two use it to rub chocolate on each other after you got drunk?? If so post that DIY TOO ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/11 "2006-09-07T07:11:41Z")
u guys left out the part where u jerk each other off ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/12 "2006-09-07T07:16:49Z")
A+++ would read again! ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/13 "2006-09-07T07:44:26Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > …I will show him up in the next couple days. by eating out of a carbon fibre toilet bowl… is your shitter cf btw??? even a cf seat would pwn. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/14 "2006-09-07T08:32:29Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > by eating out of a carbon fibre toilet bowl… is your shitter cf btw??? even a cf seat would pwn. no, i was just think i’d post a “ **DIY: Coconut Shrimp”** :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/15 "2006-09-07T08:32:34Z")
this project sucks because i’m pretty sure that was my 30 pack you guys drank. i went over the next day to drink… me: you still got that 30 pack i left here the other night? jam: no, me and dirty got all drunk on it and made pasta. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/16 "2006-09-07T08:39:55Z")
never leave beer behind u neglected it u deserve to lose it ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/17 "2006-09-07T08:41:52Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > this project sucks because i’m pretty sure that was my 30 pack you guys drank. i went over the next day to drink… > > me: you still got that 30 pack i left here the other night? > jam: no, me and dirty got all drunk on it and made pasta. i didnt know whos it was… we made the pasta like 4 nights before we got slammed tho… i think. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/18 "2006-09-07T08:43:52Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > no, i was just think i’d post a “ **DIY: Coconut Shrimp”** :gotme: meh im like the only person that doesnt like shrimp… now general tsos or some orange shicken or any other chinese chicken and im soooooooooooooo down. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/19 "2006-09-07T08:52:48Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > u guys left out the part where u jerk each other off Step 5 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092/20 "2006-09-07T08:59:24Z")
lol job well done :tup: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-intoxication-and-pasta/17092.md?page=2)