# DIY Man Laws. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 30, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706 "2010-11-30T20:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/21 "2010-12-01T09:05:32Z")
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. also Clarification Difference between guts and balls “GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?” " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!” I hope this clears up any confusion, ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/22 "2010-12-01T09:31:51Z")
![http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u38/funtic/00h9baw9.gif](http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u38/funtic/00h9baw9.gif) must watch over and over ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/23 "2010-12-01T09:50:40Z")
best gif ever ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/24 "2010-12-01T10:07:20Z")
One should surpass the abilities of their father and raise children so that they can then surpass ones own abilities. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/25 "2010-12-01T10:17:54Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:24,topic:206706"”] One should surpass the abilities of their father and raise children so that they can then surpass ones own abilities. [/quote] QFT, might go in sig. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/26 "2010-12-01T10:40:42Z")
[quote=“NoSkillz,post:21,topic:206706"”] Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. also Clarification Difference between guts and balls “GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?” " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!” I hope this clears up any confusion, [/quote] Word. [quote=“drvnkd,post:24,topic:206706"”] One should surpass the abilities of their father and raise children so that they can then surpass ones own abilities. [/quote] Truth. Wow, wasn’t expecting a wisdom bomb like that in here. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/27 "2010-12-01T10:43:16Z")
Men shall not give names to their transportation devices. (cars, bikes, boat, etc) ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/28 "2010-12-01T10:47:41Z")
Real men do not acknowledge the existance of cashmere nor the color pink. MAN LAW ---
**Author:** ![38stang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/38stang/32/7479_2.png) [@38stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/38stang)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/29 "2010-12-01T10:47:44Z")
I can’t stop watching that gif… ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/30 "2010-12-01T10:48:05Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > Men shall not give names to their transportation devices. (cars, bikes, boat, etc) in agreement here too. what i really hate is when guys give nicknames to their fathers for reference purposes away from the home. Pretty much every guy i know with daddy issues makes a playful nickname for their dad i guess to avoid facing the issue head on. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/31 "2010-12-01T10:52:42Z")
edit, I take back boats, boats are allowed. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/32 "2010-12-01T11:17:43Z")
Real men do things, they go out and they make thing happen, they don’t sit around waiting for a hand out. ---
**Author:** ![TooFortyEssExx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@TooFortyEssExx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TooFortyEssExx)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706/33 "2011-02-01T23:00:58Z")
Who I learn from… [![http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/6986/manlyl.jpg](http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/6986/manlyl.jpg)](http://img831.imageshack.us/i/manlyl.jpg/) Made me the man who I am. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diy-man-laws/206706.md?page=1)