# Do i have a carzy assed story for you guys!!!!!!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 9, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459 "2008-10-09T16:44:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/1 "2008-10-09T16:44:57Z")
You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I’m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
“Game over fucker” and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said “what’s funny faggot!” and he said, “read the first word of all these paragraphs.”
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/2 "2008-10-09T16:51:34Z")
:umm
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/3 "2008-10-09T16:54:11Z")
:ssh
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/4 "2008-10-09T17:03:57Z")
what
the
fuck?!?!?!
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/5 "2008-10-09T17:12:27Z")
waste is also called garbage.
of all the cars in the world, i want an 360 challange stradale the most.
my name is ryan.
life is short, make the most of it.
read the first word of each line.
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### Author:  [@pootmasterflex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pootmasterflex)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/6 "2008-10-09T17:15:24Z")
> [@SRS BZNS](#):
>
> You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!
>
> Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
>
> Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.
>
> The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I’m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
>
> “Game over fucker” and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said “what’s funny faggot!” and he said, “read the first word of all these paragraphs.”
you truely are boerd :headbang
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### Author:  [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/7 "2008-10-09T18:00:15Z")
:sleep
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/8 "2008-10-09T18:22:51Z")
:wtf
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/9 "2008-10-09T19:40:04Z")
Damn it, I lost the game.
My girlfriend loves this game for some reason…drives me nuts.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/10 "2008-10-09T19:48:37Z")
Damn, good one.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/11 "2008-10-09T19:52:30Z")
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### Author:  [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/12 "2008-10-09T21:17:55Z")
i actually believed you up untill the hit him with the bat thing.
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/13 "2008-10-09T21:22:24Z")
> [@Allstar Graphics](#):
>
> i actually believed you up untill the hit him with the bat thing.
I did too lol
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### Author:  [@4cedfed4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4cedfed4)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/14 "2008-10-09T21:47:26Z")
Not funny and retarded :nuts
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/15 "2008-10-09T21:48:06Z")
> [@4cedfed4](#):
>
> Not funny and retarded :nuts
:+1
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-i-have-a-carzy-assed-story-for-you-guys/239459/16 "2008-10-10T05:17:02Z")
> [@4cedfed4](#):
>
> Not funny and retarded :nuts
:nod