# Do not stare at the laser **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 15, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508 "2008-07-15T07:49:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/1 "2008-07-15T07:49:48Z")
[http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/15/laser.russia.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/15/laser.russia.ap/index.html) That has to be the :picard: of the week. ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/2 "2008-07-15T07:56:40Z")
man, that’s scary… ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/3 "2008-07-15T08:01:30Z")
> “The treatment is not very pleasant. It involves a lot of needles,” Fuck that!!! :nono: ---
**Author:** ![buffalo\_vr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@buffalo\_vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/buffalo_vr4)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/4 "2008-07-15T08:02:15Z")
i wonder if it’s the same type of laser show that they have at darien lake. they used to have it but not sure if still do. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/5 "2008-07-15T08:05:04Z")
Laser Floyd! ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/6 "2008-07-15T08:05:29Z")
The need to use more powerful lasers, so that people start on fire. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/7 "2008-07-15T08:09:14Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/8 "2008-07-15T08:10:10Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > The need to use more powerful lasers, so that people start on fire. Or at least some sharks with friggin lasers… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/9 "2008-07-15T08:34:38Z")
calling Marcus ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/10 "2008-07-15T08:50:57Z")
wow, puts the saying “YOU’LL POKE AN EYE OUT” to rest doesn’t it… “I don’t want you going to concerts, you could lose an eye!” ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/11 "2008-07-15T09:01:57Z")
Working on an “In Soviet Russian…” joke… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/12 "2008-07-15T09:09:50Z")
ugh needles in my eye is just about the scariest fucking thing i can imagine… ---
**Author:** ![ShadowWulf](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shadowwulf/32/3121_2.png) [@ShadowWulf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShadowWulf)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/13 "2008-07-15T09:15:56Z")
In Soviet Russia, lazer is a-firin’ you! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/14 "2008-07-15T09:23:20Z")
lol there we go :tup: Hmm… In Soviet Russia, Rave fucks you! Yeah I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/15 "2008-07-15T09:48:24Z")
Mini-Me stop humping the “Laser”. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/16 "2008-07-15T09:57:16Z")
In Soviet Russia, laser charges you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/17 "2008-07-15T10:31:24Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuzzy wins ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/18 "2008-07-15T10:38:26Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > ugh needles in my eye is just about the scariest fucking thing i can imagine… I’d rather have needles in the eye. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/19 "2008-07-15T11:17:24Z")
^ :lol: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-stare-at-the-laser/51508/20 "2008-07-15T11:21:19Z")
For all the ICD9 people … it fits well here E926.4 and E997.0