# DO NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY, TAZERS, OR DEAD PEOPLE ITT. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185 "2011-11-04T19:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/301 "2011-11-09T07:54:56Z")
> [@WTB: Gen 2 Eclipse shell](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-gen-2-eclipse-shell/46469/9): > > after 45 days went by i put a mechanics lean on it and thus was able to resell legally through NYS law. Charging storage on a TQ wrench? :lol Nobody told me about the court date :ahh ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/302 "2011-11-09T08:00:52Z")
srsly. come get it or im selling it again. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/303 "2011-11-09T08:07:12Z")
> [@Vegas Baby, Vegas!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vegas-baby-vegas/46506/31): > > srsly. come get it or im selling it again. Pm’ed. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/304 "2011-11-09T08:11:42Z")
that was easy! ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/305 "2011-11-09T08:44:02Z")
Corniest posts ever ITT ---
**Author:** ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/306 "2011-11-09T08:50:03Z")
My dead grandfather owned a tazer once… :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![1SLOWCAM](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1slowcam/32/6734_2.png) [@1SLOWCAM](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1SLOWCAM)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/307 "2011-11-09T09:44:38Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/308 "2011-11-09T18:54:14Z")
> [@offroadzj"](#): > > My dead grandfather owned a tazer once… :ohnoes mine shocked himself with a shocker dog collar on purpose to see what it felt like. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/309 "2011-11-10T03:49:10Z")
I was shocked by a dog collar once. That shit hurt like hell. True Story. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/310 "2011-11-10T03:58:04Z")
I happen to own a shocker dog collar. Any takers? ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/311 "2011-11-10T12:28:47Z")
i make my girl wear a dog collar when i give her the shocker. :dunno ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/312 "2011-11-10T14:03:55Z")
> [@Today's threat level: ORANGE! Now on your cell phone.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/todays-threat-level-orange-now-on-your-cell-phone/46551/4): > > i make my girl where a dog collar when i give her the shocker. > > :dunno I call Bullshit… you bleeding heat lib! Pics or lie ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/313 "2011-11-11T06:37:49Z")
So we’ve learned; 1. This site sucks 2. N!99Az got no respect 3. Vlad is a fa\*\*\*t 4. And pjb still frequently touches small children. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/314 "2011-11-11T06:41:08Z")
:popcorn ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/315 "2011-11-11T06:45:11Z")
> [@Todays joke](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/todays-joke/46560/7): > > So we’ve learned; > > 1. This site sucks > 2. N!99Az got no respect > 3. Vlad is a fa\*\*\*t > 4. And pjb still frequently touches small children. I can’t see Adam actually posting this? :dunno ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/316 "2011-11-11T06:59:09Z")
Yeah I can , he has had it . Why ya think he isn’t on here anymore ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/317 "2011-11-11T07:03:14Z")
idk man im scarce around here these days, been super busy at work and the little girl keeps me busy at home so I cant sit and gaze at this place for hours on end :lol So I don’t know wtf is going on here anymore ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/318 "2011-11-11T07:45:00Z")
> [@Todays joke](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/todays-joke/46560/7): > > So we’ve learned; > > 1. This site sucks > 2. N!99Az got no respect > 3. Vlad is a fa\*\*\*t > 4. And pjb still frequently touches small children. Anybody else want some? If you don’t like me, or don’t like the site, don’t come back. Seems rather simple. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/319 "2011-11-11T08:39:26Z")
A move to epic? Really? Should be trash bin. ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/320 "2011-11-11T08:43:02Z")
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