# DO NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY, TAZERS, OR DEAD PEOPLE ITT. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185 "2011-11-04T19:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/401 "2011-11-12T15:08:16Z")
I’m pretty average myself. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/402 "2011-11-12T15:09:16Z")
> [@New in Buffalo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-in-buffalo/46582/5): > > Lol , now relax ya got the rise ya wanted and who cares if vlad stole gas ? Just makes him cheap like u Pete lol . That’s 20 bucks he saved lol, i don’t as long he didn’t steal from me all is well, yea true, every dollar saved lol ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/403 "2011-11-12T15:09:31Z")
Fuckin trolan nolan is the only big dick . But he is black so its a given racial thing ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/404 "2011-11-12T15:10:15Z")
I do not want to play leap frog with Nolan. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/405 "2011-11-12T15:11:00Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/46583/7): > > Fuckin trolan nolan is the only big dick . But he is black so its a given racial thing he’s half white so it probably averages out ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/406 "2011-11-12T15:12:59Z")
Still browner than me so by man law he is black and pringles can worthy prolly ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/407 "2011-11-12T15:13:48Z")
> [@Individual mortgage bailouts on the way?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/individual-mortgage-bailouts-on-the-way/45678/45): > > I do not want to play leap frog with Nolan. Death said he is gentle and uses good lube :dunno ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/408 "2011-11-12T15:15:45Z")
but dont black and white added together pretty much equal hispanic? We never hear about hispanics being hung, do we? ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/409 "2011-11-12T15:17:40Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/46583/4): > > well, pretty much just getting a rise > > funny you say that, i may be cheap but i WON’T STEAL GAS!!! > > couldn’t of said any better, and thanks i always count each and every penny 🙂 Funny you say things were stolen when you know nothing about the situation and the fact that company owed me money which was sorted out in court. Yet you’re sitting here protecting your friend that hasn’t paid me for the services, essentially stealing. Get your head out of your ass. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/410 "2011-11-12T15:17:41Z")
Jellies, that is the most racist thing you’ve ever said. :rofl If he uses lots of lube I might be alright. I take a huge shits, so, should be good. If everyone would like to take a look at the funny picture thread and + rep me that’d be great. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/411 "2011-11-12T15:18:05Z")
SHUT UP VLAD. GO REP ME. NO MORE ARGUING IN HERE GOD DAMN IT. FUCK. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/412 "2011-11-12T15:19:01Z")
Remember when ladukes girlfriend told you all i had a big dick? ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/413 "2011-11-12T15:19:06Z")
> [@\*\*\*Official: My Bubble Tea Sunday Meets\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-my-bubble-tea-sunday-meets/45196/238): > > SHUT UP VLAD. GO REP ME. NO MORE ARGUING IN HERE GOD DAMN IT. FUCK. What am I repping you for? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/414 "2011-11-12T15:19:14Z")
> [@FS: 1997 civic hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-civic-hatch/46306/8): > > Funny you say things were stolen when you know nothing about the situation and the fact that company owed me money which was sorted out in court. > > Yet you’re sitting here protecting your friend that hasn’t paid me for the services, essentially stealing. Get your head out of your ass. i know more than you think pal ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/415 "2011-11-12T15:19:33Z")
did you just admit that your ass is loose? ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/416 "2011-11-12T15:21:11Z")
No, death. Who cares Vlad. Just do it. My ass isn’t loose, if it was I wouldn’t be able to hold enough shit in to take a big dump. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/417 "2011-11-12T15:22:46Z")
What about dukey ? Does he have a big one death ? Is nolan gentle death ? I think capcrew is looking for some dark tube meat ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/418 "2011-11-12T15:22:53Z")
if it was tight the turds would be smaller ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/419 "2011-11-12T15:24:54Z")
That’s actually not true. If it was scarred up from too much anal the turds would be smaller because scar tissue doesn’t stretch as well as regular tissue. So, by you saying what you’ve said here I can infer that you have skinny turds which in turn means you have a scarred up butthole which ALSO means that you take it in the butt. Sorry jellies. Logic wins, your butthole loses. Ghey talk ITT. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/420 "2011-11-12T15:28:31Z")
> [@FS: 1998 FORD EXPEDITION ANYONE?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1998-ford-expedition-anyone/46423/12): > > i know more than you think pal I don’t give a damn what you know. Fact that you keep bringing it up thinking you have something on me proves you know jack shit, pal. You little thief ass with your stolen music and likely previously pirated movies has no point of moral superiority. Why don’t we take you to court for that and see how you make out? I was proven innocent in my trial. Doubt you will be the same. Maybe I just won’t allow you to go to my website anymore? And if you do you will be stealing my server bandwidth and intellectual property? Would you like that? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185.md?page=20) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185.md?page=22)