# DO NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY, TAZERS, OR DEAD PEOPLE ITT. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185 "2011-11-04T19:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/541 "2011-11-15T20:30:01Z")
About 9000 or so. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/542 "2011-11-15T20:32:34Z")
> [@FS:PS2 with 2 contollers with games and memory card](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ps2-with-2-contollers-with-games-and-memory-card/45561/18): > > About 9000 or so. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/543 "2011-11-15T20:43:51Z")
> [@FS:PS2 with 2 contollers with games and memory card](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ps2-with-2-contollers-with-games-and-memory-card/45561/18): > > About 9000 or so. . … … ![https://forums.playfire.com/_proxy/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi426.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp349%2FenzymeF%2FSetup%2FGIFs%2Fits-over-9000.gif&hmac=2c18b551255e0aec71a8ddb1151a40b8](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/4/a4a6cf7152411e3419fdf6edd318d4450b371da6.html) ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/544 "2011-11-15T20:44:43Z")
:’( ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/545 "2011-11-15T20:45:44Z")
:lol son u need to stop posting the GOD DAMN GIF’s ITS LIKE YOU GOT THESE THINGS READY ALL THE TIME ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/546 "2011-11-15T20:53:15Z")
U MAD?! ![http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/dat%20ass/grand/81962950.gif](http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/dat%20ass/grand/81962950.gif) ---
**Author:** ![1SLOWCAM](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1slowcam/32/6734_2.png) [@1SLOWCAM](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1SLOWCAM)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/547 "2011-11-15T21:00:07Z")
> [@REDWGN"](#): > > U MAD?! LIBRARY OF GIFS?? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/548 "2011-11-15T21:00:29Z")
idk but i wanna advertise in your sig ---
**Author:** ![MoonMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MoonMan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MoonMan)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/549 "2011-11-15T21:06:12Z")
> [@FS: 1998 Integra GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1998-integra-gsr/41497/84): > > I do updates everytime they tell me… how far behind am I? im actually stuck in the same boat with my macbook pro. we have leopard which they do not update anymore. Update to lion is 30 bucks but the problem is in order to have the app store to buy lion you need snow leopard installed onto the computer which is another 30 bucks. the lion wont install untill the software is at least 10.6.8 or something like that. There are a couple methods to trick the lion os into thinking your computer has snow leopard so you can skip that step and not have to pay for it… its on my agenda of things to do over winter break because leopard is ancient now. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/550 "2011-11-15T21:11:51Z")
MACINTOSH IS SO COOL ISNT IT LETS MAKE COMMERCIALS ABOUT HOW COOL A MAC IS 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/551 "2011-11-15T21:43:24Z")
> [@Fixed the STi transmission. Pics on post 130.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fixed-the-sti-transmission-pics-on-post-130/46628/82): > > gonna be a mulatto goat 😃 oh man the +rep comments i got from that post :rofl PJB you are redic :lol ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/552 "2011-11-15T22:06:08Z")
And, in the end, as always, this site is not a national forum, should not be run like one, and is mostly just a place for IRL friends to communicate while at home. With that said, again, as always, this should be a pay/donate to access site. I’d gladly pay 5 dollars a month or whatever, and let everyone and everyone advertise FOR FREE. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/553 "2011-11-16T05:27:40Z")
:rofl @ the last couple posts. Thanks Singh for clearing that up, that’s what I figured. I definitely don’t need a sticky thread or anything. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/554 "2011-11-16T05:30:35Z")
> [@Rota questions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rota-questions/46592/10): > > MACINTOSH IS SO COOL ISNT IT > > LETS MAKE COMMERCIALS ABOUT HOW COOL A MAC IS > > 🙂 :number1 ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/555 "2011-11-16T06:52:49Z")
> [@Official Electronic Dance Music Thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-electronic-dance-music-thread/39971/111): > > And, in the end, as always, this site is not a national forum, should not be run like one, and is mostly just a place for IRL friends to communicate while at home. With that said, again, as always, this should be a pay/donate to access site. I’d gladly pay 5 dollars a month or whatever, and let everyone and everyone advertise FOR FREE. Wait what? Not a national forum? I dont see an [HTTPS://Shift518.ny.albany.onlyaccessablehere.com](HTTPS://Shift518.ny.albany.onlyaccessablehere.com) in my url bar. Its the internets, shift is WORLD WIDE homie. It will never and can never be a “local” site. local orientated sure, but not closing the doors to people outside a 50 mile radius! Lets hand out VPN tokens and we can all sign into the server, and browse the site on an intranet. :rofl I am just busting balls, I get your point. In fact I have been arguing that for EVER, the fact that people run their mouths inappropriately a lot and you never know who you might pull up next to at a gas pump. Users should not need to pay, donations are another thing. If people want to contribute, but not want to cough up money to do so, SHAPE UP and turn this place on to more people. Making the place feel like the cool table in the lunch room and not inviting outsiders in is only hurting you in the end. Sponsors like myself help fund the site, we do so becasue we stand to make money at our business from referrals coming from Shift518, so we pay our fees without hesitation. Without new people coming here I wouldn’t be in a position I am to make my business grow, so it would be useless for me to advertise here. Take ASS,CRC,IHS,Cap.Gold out of the picture and its back on Vlads shoulders to fund the site, just to get people attacking him for dumb shit… I doubt he will keep it going. we all have a role to play here, if we want to be here. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/556 "2011-11-16T14:27:06Z")
> [@Watch your step while at the Dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-your-step-while-at-the-dyno/46650/6): > > Wait what? > > Not a national forum? I dont see an [HTTPS://Shift518.ny.albany.onlyaccessablehere.com](HTTPS://Shift518.ny.albany.onlyaccessablehere.com) in my url bar. Its the internets, shift is WORLD WIDE homie. It will never and can never be a “local” site. local orientated sure, but not closing the doors to people outside a 50 mile radius! Lets hand out VPN tokens and we can all sign into the server, and browse the site on an intranet. :rofl I am just busting balls, I get your point. In fact I have been arguing that for EVER, the fact that people run their mouths inappropriately a lot and you never know who you might pull up next to at a gas pump. > > Users should not need to pay, donations are another thing. If people want to contribute, but not want to cough up money to do so, SHAPE UP and turn this place on to more people. Making the place feel like the cool table in the lunch room and not inviting outsiders in is only hurting you in the end. Sponsors like myself help fund the site, we do so becasue we stand to make money at our business from referrals coming from Shift518, so we pay our fees without hesitation. Without new people coming here I wouldn’t be in a position I am to make my business grow, so it would be useless for me to advertise here. Take ASS,CRC,IHS,Cap.Gold out of the picture and its back on Vlads shoulders to fund the site, just to get people attacking him for dumb shit… I doubt he will keep it going. > > we all have a role to play here, if we want to be here. Seems you’re one of the only few people here that get it. And BigRed since you keep coming in here trying to prove that I’m being unreasonable and unfair, let me pull some quotes from PM’s. _ **cliffnotes are in bold** _\*\* > [@Vovchandr](#): > > [quote=big red]vlad what did you have in mind for sponsorship? It’s $40 for a month and that will get you a banner, and a sticky thread. If you’re willing to pay $20 for each reference to other people, this is a no brainier as I’m sure you got quite a few sales from the site already. - Vladimir[/quote] That was on 7th of May. > [@big red](#): > > Oh I didnt realize that you wanted a banner. I’ll get one made up tomorrow. **I owe u 10 for erics s2k anyway.** What resolution do you want > For the banner? > > [quote=Vovchandr][quote=big red][quote=Vovchandr][quote=big red][quote=Vovchandr][quote=big red][quote=Vovchandr]What have you decided? > > [quote=big red][quote=Vovchandr][quote=big red]vlad what did you have in mind for sponsorship? It’s $40 for a month and that will get you a banner, and a sticky thread. If you’re willing to pay $20 for each reference to other people, this is a no brainier as I’m sure you got quite a few sales from the site already. - Vladimir[/quote] Lemme see how much business I get off this sale, so far everyone has flaked in typical shift fashion.[/quote][/quote] can you make me a deal for June July and August? Im going to school at the end of august.[/quote] Sure. You want a sticky/banner setup? You have a banner?[/quote] nope, could singh make me one?[/quote] Any luck with Singh? You wanted 3 months right? We could start counting in June and end at the end of August. Have you decided which way you want to do it? Pre or retroactive?[/quote] what way would you suggest?[/quote] Haven’t heard from you? You never send me a banner either? I’m assuming you didn’t move forward with the agreement so if you’d like to market next year we can start over. Right now there is another detailing sponsor inquiring about vending prices so we shall see.[/quote][/quote] That was on July 30th. Then I get this message after everything was said and done, seeing how many cars you did. > [@big red](#): > > [quote=Vovchandr]So what’s the status of our disorganized marketing campaign? Total and complete failure. Not even one car. Flakers[/quote] And then after I had to look into the matter to see if you did actually do anything > [@big red](#): > > [quote=Vovchandr][quote=big red][quote=Vovchandr][quote=big red][quote=Vovchandr]So what’s the status of our disorganized marketing campaign? Total and complete failure. Not even one car. Flakers[/quote] > [@ebay...help now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebay-help-now/42538/9): > > Just got the Benz back. My dad was very happy with the outcome. Dave does excellent work. > [@rubicant and rx3 are no longer mods? Now with sushi!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rubicant-and-rx3-are-no-longer-mods-now-with-sushi/43553/66): > > I’m hungover as fuck but I wanted to do this before I forgot. Dave and I have been talking about him detailing the exterior of my truck for a couple weeks now, and agreed to have him do it tonight… > > Dave got here at about 6PM (after a 1.5 hour drive), got right to work and was back on the road around 815. I’ve never seen the truck look nearly as good as it does now and I’m amazed at the how efficient he works. He will definitely get my repeat business and will also be getting referrals from me. > > Dave-post the cannon vid, lol! Thanks again. > [@someone edumacate me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-edumacate-me/42273/11): > > i will deff be coming to you for a detail with both cars > [@When Toyota needs durability....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-toyota-needs-durability/42227/16): > > good work ! thanks again dave. Trying to get maguire to get a detail when its nice out ?[/quote] aero flaked those other two were from in may[/quote] …from your other sponsor thread that was only left up because of the agreement. So what you’re trying to tell me is you go no business thanks to the site. Obviously honor system didn’t with you and I should have known better.[/quote] **I owe you for chuck and travis. as far as the august sale it has been zero business.** [/quote] That was early September. You do realize I made you the fairest deal possible… advertise all you want and if you get any cars just throw me a slice for being the driving force for sales. " > [@big red](#): > > Lemme see how much business I get off this sale, so far everyone has flaked in typical shift fashion. " You’ve agreed, marketed done the jobs, YOU said yourself you owe me money, I haven’t even asked for the money since we’ve had the discussion as I felt as this wasn’t a fair deal to me and I’d rather not go on having any sort of deals with you and now your little friend wants to bring it up saying > [@hey guys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/46576/20): > > My only gripe here is that the way your trying to **hustle members by making them pay you per service done** when it has nothing to do with the forum, **seems as if your trying to make money off members** … I’m sorry but I think it’s **bullshit**. > > Vlad you know exactly who I’m talking about Man oh man, you need new friends because this one is just making you look embarrassed. I’m sure I’ll find another detailer to gladly advertise on the site, Kramer has been wanting to do it for quite some time and there are many others, maybe even Bakerian, but have fun having your name and your business ethics tarnished over the petty money. 🍿pop Cliffs: read **bold** ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/557 "2011-11-16T14:42:00Z")
Vlad, you may wanna offer a form of lubrication with that post. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/558 "2011-11-16T14:58:43Z")
:rofl Cossey. Must spread rep before repping Vlad again. Way to keep records man. I do the same thing if I get the sense that something may be fishy or not work out as expected. That’s why I created a photography contract for my wedding business because I got screwed out of $150 that a couple still owes me (but keeps telling me will pay me). Now I’ve created a legally binding agreement since I’m not about to lose money again. :tbu ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/559 "2011-11-16T17:38:47Z")
damn vlad always comes up with the old quotes, he even gets me in trouble with that shit sometime, its like those reality shows where the editors rewind to older shows to prove the one person is lying :rofl well thats what it is then. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/560 "2011-11-16T17:48:23Z")
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