# DO NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY, TAZERS, OR DEAD PEOPLE ITT. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185 "2011-11-04T19:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/781 "2011-11-29T10:16:12Z")
> [@WTB: B series VSS (vehicle speed sensor)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-b-series-vss-vehicle-speed-sensor/46841/13): > > you are actually a good dude. i know this cause we met IRL. You god damn sweetheart. All the shift people I’ve met IRL seem to be good people. Even this guy (minus the extreme racism) **SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAG** ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/782 "2011-11-29T10:16:59Z")
I am going to get out my ninjan boots later tonight just incase… ![http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31P-zcWj6%2BL.SS400.jpg](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31P-zcWj6%2BL._SS400_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/783 "2011-11-29T10:17:21Z")
see below. quote fail. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/784 "2011-11-29T10:18:16Z")
> [@Miami Beach](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/miami-beach/46838/15): > > I LOVE ARGON!!! > > ok, slap was used as an example you brought up. Lets say the dare was to give him a nueggy, and call him a “cute lil bitch”. and the nueggy-er get straight KTFO’d. \<- Knocked The Fucked Out’d > > I was once called a good dude IRL ANNNNND Online… and I haven’t hit anyone since highschool! That doesnt make sense in WAYNES WORLD. :rofl Dude WTF is with you and batshit crazy hypothetical scenarios!??!?! You should seriously write fiction novels instead of these long-ass-over-thought-german-engineered posts. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/785 "2011-11-29T10:18:56Z")
> [@Can you recommend me a printer/scanner](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-recommend-me-a-printer-scanner/46858/3): > > Spoken like a true bitch lol THATS IT… John I am getting in my truck, driving right to your place of employment and I’ma going to lay the Judy Chop of all Judy Chops on you… follow it up with some ninjan stars maybe. :pop ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/786 "2011-11-29T10:20:42Z")
i’m actually getting in my truck and going right to his place of employment too. i left all my spare slaps in my other pair of pants though, so i’ll have to bitch it up for today. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/787 "2011-11-29T10:21:28Z")
BROS IRL ITT ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/788 "2011-11-29T10:22:02Z")
![http://www.diemondave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/picasion.com_d8d3d343b493cbacc2b7907952cc7a4d.gif](http://www.diemondave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/picasion.com_d8d3d343b493cbacc2b7907952cc7a4d.gif) ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/789 "2011-11-29T10:22:32Z")
> [@Rob & Big](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rob-big/29698/51): > > You god damn sweetheart. > > All the shift people I’ve met IRL seem to be good people. > > Even this guy (minus the extreme racism) > ![http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6140/5971987956_c7b17734ff_z.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/497de9ec3a3b962469a363278566e663d6d13c6c.jpeg) > **SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAG** [youtu.be/UmrLzT2BHng](https://youtu.be/UmrLzT2BHng) > [@fs. 92 saturn sl winter beater/daily driver](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-saturn-sl-winter-beater-daily-driver/45624/8): > > Dude WTF is with you and batshit crazy hypothetical scenarios!??!?! > > You should seriously write fiction novels instead of these long-ass-over-thought-german-engineered posts. :rofl I DEFEATED YOU! ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/790 "2011-11-29T10:24:54Z")
> [@5/10/08 - NYSpeed Photoshoot EVERYTHING IS SET AND READY TO GO FOR SATURDAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-10-08-nyspeed-photoshoot-everything-is-set-and-ready-to-go-for-saturday/46358/66): > > i’m actually getting in my truck and going right to his place of employment too. i left all my spare slaps in my other pair of pants though, so i’ll have to bitch it up for today. I have another pair of bitch pants you can borrow, still have a few slaps in the back pocket. Had more, but a hole in the other pocket allowed them to fall out without my notice. My seamstress patched them. /pjb :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/791 "2011-11-29T10:25:23Z")
what the fuck woody. you’re fucked. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/792 "2011-11-29T10:27:35Z")
> [@5/10/08 - NYSpeed Photoshoot EVERYTHING IS SET AND READY TO GO FOR SATURDAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-10-08-nyspeed-photoshoot-everything-is-set-and-ready-to-go-for-saturday/46358/67): > > what the fuck woody. you’re fucked. ![http://www.lolpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Woody-wtf.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/c/6c3e1159820118247d7467a029f4a2ad2f636e5e.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/793 "2011-11-29T10:28:21Z")
> [@new(er) car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-er-car/46889/22): > > I DEFEATED YOU! ![http://i.imgur.com/fi0Jc.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/2/a2bfc16a4e5dba985d34bbd43e3b434f39c9167b.png) ---
**Author:** ![aero93](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a4c791/32.png) [@aero93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aero93)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/794 "2011-11-29T11:11:27Z")
redwgn that crying pic is awesome lol ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/795 "2011-11-29T12:20:14Z")
The PJB pic is a textbook “haters gonna hate” stroll. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/796 "2011-11-29T12:27:06Z")
Also… anyone notice that there is a “20 years in the future” PJB walking to his front right? ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/797 "2011-11-29T12:28:45Z")
:rofl Repped. ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/798 "2011-11-29T12:38:56Z")
> [@Me,Willybeen \> Psychopjv - Rude Awakening with Nitrous](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-willybeen-psychopjv-rude-awakening-with-nitrous/46863/33): > > Also… anyone notice that there is a “20 years in the future” PJB walking to his front right? Repped ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/799 "2011-11-29T19:29:24Z")
> [@FS: 14" Rims and Tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-14-rims-and-tires/46895/3): > > Repped i went to that barber shop before haha ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185/800 "2011-11-30T06:26:42Z")
> [@I would like to introduce you all to Dewey](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/32): > > Calling bullshit , your rounder than I am lol , what we use is corn syrup dumb ass lol Prednisone and Metadate ER = steroids and amphetamines :rofl [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185.md?page=39) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-talk-about-family-tazers-or-dead-people-itt/261185.md?page=41)