# Do people really think?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 20, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125 "2008-03-20T11:05:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/1 "2008-03-20T11:05:44Z")

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This month’s drama summary at work:

THEM  
"We want you to implement this import functionality from our 10+ year legacy application that took 3+ years to implement. Also, we want you to create a way to convert previously clients from this legacy application to the new application (apples to oranges). \* Add more and more features/functionality \* \* Add more and more features/functionality \* "

ME  
“Just to let you know, this project will take years if you want everything desired”

THEM  
“Years?”

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/2 "2008-03-20T11:09:12Z")

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I dont know what you just said but ill take your word for it and throw you a

:wtf

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### Author: ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/3 "2008-03-20T11:16:39Z")

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yeha shawn, +1 for being awesome.

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### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/4 "2008-03-20T11:23:52Z")

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It’s not rocket science.

Cliff Notes:

Management who should have expertise are asking for similiar functionality that took over 3 years to develop and much more to be included in their new product (I am one of the lead engineers on the project)

They are surprised when I give them a big price tag (Remember, hourse = money).

Cliff Notes Anology

You bought a Honda Civic DX in 1995. You paid $15K. You are PISSED because it’s slow as balls, no AC, no power, and has ugly rainbow stripes

You go to the dealer this month (13 years later) and you want a Honda Civic SI with AC, power, beautiful silver paint, navigation, upgrade stereo, life time warranty, etc…

You are surprised/angry when they tell you it’s $30K.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/5 "2008-03-20T11:24:50Z")

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> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> It’s not rocket science.
> 
> Cliff Notes:
> 
> Management who should have expertise are asking for similiar functionality that took over 3 years to develop and much more to be included in their new product (I am one of the lead engineers on the project)
> 
> They are surprised when I give them a big price tag (Remember, hourse = money).
> 
> Cliff Notes Anology
> 
> You bought a Honda Civic DX in 1995. You paid $15K. You are PISSED because it’s slow as balls, no AC, no power, and has ugly rainbow stripes
> 
> You go to the dealer this month (13 years later) and you want a Honda Civic SI with AC, power, beautiful silver paint, navigation, upgrade stereo, life time warranty, etc…
> 
> You are surprised when they tell you it’s $30K.

:shifty

Icwutudidthere

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### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/6 "2008-03-20T11:52:36Z")

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:runaway

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### Author: ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/7 "2008-03-20T19:37:18Z")

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are you just venting? i have soft shoulders you know shawn. :crackup

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### Author: ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/8 "2008-03-20T19:42:49Z")

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Time for a raise and a bonus.

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### Author: ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/9 "2008-03-20T19:48:31Z")

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Job security… tell them NO PROBLEM

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### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/10 "2008-03-20T20:00:50Z")

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> [@Swifty](#):
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> are you just venting? i have soft shoulders you know shawn. :crackup

Hah. Yea. I was venting.

> [@Plan B](#):
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> Job security… tell them NO PROBLEM

Basically what I do. I can build a rocketship that can go to the moon for the right amount of money/time.

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### Author: ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/11 "2008-03-20T21:23:01Z")

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shawn, come to albany and lets go out, im bored and i want to get hammered. that should take your mind off word

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/12 "2008-03-20T21:27:04Z")

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^^^ Word, sounds like we need to go get beers.

It’s good to be self-employed.

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### Author: ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/13 "2008-03-20T21:32:31Z")

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where do you live, lets go get some drinks :nod

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### Author: ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/14 "2008-03-20T21:33:19Z")

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> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> Hah. Yea. I was venting.
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> Basically what I do. I can build a rocketship that can go to the moon for the right amount of money/time.

100 bucks says you can build a ship that will take YOUR ass to the moon.

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### Author: ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/15 "2008-03-20T21:34:49Z")

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were you better that he can, or can’t? and btw thats messed up.

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### Author: ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/16 "2008-03-21T05:14:16Z")

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> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> I can build a rocketship that can go to the moon for the right amount of money/time.

I know all software developers are geniuses, but I gotta call BS here. :crackup

I’ll give you 5 mil if you build me something that will win this… [http://www.motorauthority.com/news/news/automotive-x-prize-100mpg-challenge-kicks-off-at-ny-show/](http://www.motorauthority.com/news/news/automotive-x-prize-100mpg-challenge-kicks-off-at-ny-show/)

you have to win though or you get nada.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/17 "2008-03-21T05:18:52Z")

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My sentra gets 120mpg off boost

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### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/18 "2008-03-21T05:59:37Z")

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> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> I know all software developers are geniuses, but I gotta call BS here. :crackup

Maybe not the Alpha or Beta version 🙂

> [@Swifty](#):
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> shawn, come to albany and lets go out, im bored and i want to get hammered. that should take your mind off word

I am up in Albany every 2 months or so. I’ll post next time. I met up with Vlad last time.

> [@JClark](#):
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> It’s good to be self-employed.

It’s got its good and bad to be honest.

> [@bennyfizzle](#):
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> My sentra gets 120mpg off boost

You = teh fail

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/19 "2008-03-21T06:15:26Z")

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Says the guy driving the overweight eagle talon

JK! :tong

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### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-people-really-think/236125/20 "2008-03-21T06:20:34Z")

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It is NOT a DSM! :headbang

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