# Do you Drink..

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**Created:** [October 5, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-drink/18519 "2006-10-05T22:02:16Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-drink/18519/52 "2006-10-06T14:46:43Z")

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15 beers  
9 shots of crown  
5 jello shots  
2 shots of vodka

and i left this myspace message for Slopokes girlfreind.

> OMG, i am so trelly drukc

> i had a whoel 30 paces and than i put the empty boccx on mnyn head, and in yelleed “Im tehn Juggernsaut BITCHHNDS!1” and i totally tackled him to teh ground. thans challenedge the picinic table to a headbutting contest, but ik wad too hardcore, asn the tabe totally shit tehw baedc. Afte rthdsat, i opunchseed mysefed in teh head t prove how fuhggine harcxore i wesafd. truer storyunb… Whyis there ketfchupf in my hisar???

I later found out in the morning that it was NOT ketchup. But indeed my own blood.

Yeesh.

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