# Do you have a lawnmower? Do you Like money? Do you hate corruption?

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**Created:** [May 25, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273 "2010-05-25T11:31:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/1 "2010-05-25T11:31:01Z")

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[http://lawnmowerclass.com/](http://lawnmowerclass.com/)

Then go get your $110 motherfuckers. Hell yeah.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/2 "2010-05-25T11:33:15Z")

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wat

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/3 "2010-05-25T11:37:45Z")

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Ayeya, should have got my lawnmower back in April…

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/4 "2010-05-25T11:45:13Z")

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i bet my lawnmower is older then 94. shit is a relic and sounds cammed.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/5 "2010-05-25T11:46:48Z")

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guys, go find a lawnmower and take it’s serial number and plug it in and get your $110.

god do i have to hold all of your hands?

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/6 "2010-05-25T12:03:50Z")

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ROFL did someone really DYNO a fucking mower motor and find out it didnt really make 5Chp when the decal on the side said it did! hahahah this is great.

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**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/7 "2010-05-25T12:05:19Z")

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wow i will have to go dig out the one in the shed!

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/8 "2010-05-25T12:09:02Z")

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TWO

make sure you get a riding and a push. fuck these guys.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/9 "2010-05-25T12:10:31Z")

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Fuck John Deere :rofl

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/10 "2010-05-25T12:11:00Z")

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:rofl I submitted mine like a month ago, awaiting a check still!!

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/11 "2010-05-25T12:17:03Z")

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> [@WTBH: Find Danielle a ....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtbh-find-danielle-a/32081/85):
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> Fuck John Deere :rofl

:rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/12 "2010-05-25T12:27:03Z")

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my dad just bought a new deere plue the one he bought in 2000 and the troy built he bought in 95…and the 3 or 4 push “mowers” he bought in that time…god damn he sitting on almost 800$

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/13 "2010-05-25T12:29:55Z")

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> [@Before and after](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/before-and-after/32151/29):
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> my dad just bought a new deere plue the one he bought in 2000 and the troy built he bought in 95…and the 3 or 4 push “mowers” he bought in that time…god damn he sitting on almost 800$

(2x$75)+(4x$35) = $290 but you were close.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/14 "2010-05-25T12:31:54Z")

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> [@Who plans to go to their high school reuion ? version 2.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-plans-to-go-to-their-high-school-reuion-version-2-0/32168/26):
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> (2x$75)+(4x$35) = $290 but you were close.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/15 "2010-05-25T12:35:34Z")

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> [@fs:1995 turbo civic hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-turbo-civic-hatch/29391/140):
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> guys, go find a lawnmower and take it’s serial number and plug it in and get your $110.
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> god do i have to hold all of your hands?

> [@Who plans to go to their high school reuion ? version 2.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-plans-to-go-to-their-high-school-reuion-version-2-0/32168/26):
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> (2x$75)+(4x$35) = $290 but you were close.

didn’t see that oops…

3 riders x 75 = 225  
4 pushers x 35 = + 140  
$365.00 we were both wrong

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/16 "2010-05-25T13:19:20Z")

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you guys are going to run all of us out of town

then how are you going to mow your lawn…huh?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/17 "2010-05-25T13:21:44Z")

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:rofl

sorry slammy.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/18 "2010-05-25T13:30:30Z")

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Looks like I’ll be making it rain on ho’s in no time.

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**Author:** ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/19 "2010-05-25T14:12:04Z")

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for those who did it, do you need receipts or just the serial numbers?

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-have-a-lawnmower-do-you-like-money-do-you-hate-corruption/252273/20 "2010-05-25T14:21:42Z")

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I cannot believe people actually do this…

lawyers are scum

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