# Do you want to be a huge fggt that sips gas on his way to work? **URL:** \ **Category:** Classifieds\ **Created:** [April 17, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353 "2011-04-17T01:39:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/1 "2011-04-17T01:39:05Z")
fuck me. gas is goddamn PRICEY these days! shit is probably going to hit $5/gallon soon! YOURE FUCKED! so, i figure i will be generous and let my least fuel efficient vehicle go for anyone who needs it specs - 1994 Honda Accord EX the most fucking baller of all honda accords, duh, its an EX Green, you know, like the color of trees and grass and money 116k crazy comfy super efficient miles on this car all of the necessary amenities of your siiiqqq v8 suv you paid too much for (power everything, sunroof, ice cold ac, leather seats, the fucking seat mechanically lifts you up and down at the flick of a switch. shit is CRAZY i had no idea it did that until i was reaching for change under the seat last week and was like WTF does that switch do? well, no shit…) 5 speed (so your cheap ass driving like a boss in your v8 powered fuckwagon, but i need something to get me to work everyday so i can drive like a boss in my v8 fuckwagon, can coast down hills in order to save gas so you can drive your… you guessed it, v8 fuckwagon an extra 9 miles a week) did i mention its green and has purple tint? the previous owner had it tinted years ago, mainly for her kids in the summer, that leather just got too hot for their little baby legs! 15 inch lightweight alloy wheels, so you can spend $50 a corner to get to work, then spend $749871428 on tires for your factory 19’s on your v8 fuckwagon, so you can look like a boss has 4 wheel disc brakes, so you can stop quickly when you have to, who needs to roll to a stop? cons - rear drivers side power window doesnt work. i know, fucking deal breaker. but as they say, nothing lasts forever if im leaving anything out please let me know. i will answer any questions anyone has. thanks ---
**Author:** ![SnowboardinWNY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboardinwny/32/5182_2.png) [@SnowboardinWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SnowboardinWNY)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/2 "2011-04-17T01:50:57Z")
lol best for sale thread yet. GLWS ---
**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/3 "2011-04-17T04:31:04Z")
![http://www.picshag.com/pics/072010/i-see-what-you-did-there-big.jpg](http://www.picshag.com/pics/072010/i-see-what-you-did-there-big.jpg) I \<3 you for this ad. GLWS. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/4 "2011-04-17T06:33:38Z")
How much Jam? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/5 "2011-04-17T10:17:01Z")
Lots of jam, but no more strawberry. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/6 "2011-04-17T10:19:19Z")
good ad, glwts… nice car ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/7 "2011-04-17T10:29:37Z")
Yeah, how much so I can put my fuckwagon away! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/8 "2011-04-17T10:30:42Z")
> [@Wahoo](#): > > Yeah, how much so I can put my fuckwagon away! 😉 i was so drunk when i wrote this! ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/9 "2011-04-17T10:31:40Z")
awesome thread lol ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/10 "2011-04-17T11:09:03Z")
I want to buy this and run it over with a v8 fuckwagon a few times. ---
**Author:** ![Deathproof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Deathproof](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deathproof)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/11 "2011-04-17T11:22:48Z")
I prefer coffee from a french press. I literally drink it from this exact mug. ---
**Author:** ![Garick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8797f3/32.png) [@Garick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Garick)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/12 "2011-04-17T18:57:40Z")
A+ ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/13 "2011-04-17T19:06:15Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > I want to buy this and run it over with a v8 fuckwagon a few times. make me an offer bro. maybe you can take it to work for a few days and save $16.84 so you can buy lunch at chipotle for you and your girl and then, of course, crush it with your SUV ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/14 "2011-04-17T19:22:39Z")
I don’t have an SUV any more, I’d have to borrow one ☹ And my Cadillac gets 16 MPG on 93 without even being able to crush things ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/15 "2011-04-17T19:40:43Z")
damn son. depending in how much you drive, thats a lot of chipotle. or jeagerbombs maybe you should buy it and not drive over it ---
**Author:** ![boosteds13sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boosteds13sleeper/32/5912_2.png) [@boosteds13sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boosteds13sleeper)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/16 "2011-04-18T08:17:49Z")
Jam this is fuckin awsome haha. I felt like a boss just readin this! ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/17 "2011-04-18T08:36:59Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > **damn son. depending in how much you drive, thats a lot of chipotle. or jeagerbombs** > > maybe you should buy it and not drive over it I thought the thread was meh. Especially since I just don’t care about gas mileage. However that made me lol ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/18 "2011-04-18T08:55:24Z")
\<3 ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/19 "2011-04-18T09:00:50Z")
Full of win and fuckwagons ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353/20 "2011-04-18T09:05:07Z")
Hey Jam, How about some goddamn pictures!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-want-to-be-a-huge-fggt-that-sips-gas-on-his-way-to-work/211353.md?page=2)