# does anyone know someone who is ordained and can marry people? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 1, 2005, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062 "2005-11-01T09:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![turbosilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@turbosilly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbosilly)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/1 "2005-11-01T09:13:43Z")
nevermind, thanks anyways ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/2 "2005-11-01T10:14:24Z")
bwahahaha best post ever. but i can…if you really want me to. just give me a bible, koran, scroll…whatever they want. A robe, a nice little altar (i can make one for a small fee out of used 2x4’s and old cornstalks…oh and some plaster), and um a bride a groom. how hard can it be? child molestors do it everyday :tup: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/3 "2005-11-01T10:24:47Z")
I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church ([http://www.ulc.net](http://www.ulc.net)), and they told me that I could perform marriges. I don’t know how legally binding they are, but that could work to your advantage later on down the road… ---
**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/4 "2005-11-01T10:26:18Z")
Cheektowaga, For a “Fee/Tip” he will come for ya. He did when I got married. > [@turbosilly](#): > > a friend of mine wants to get married. but all the town justices and etc are only open durring work hours. just wondering if anyone knows anyone who can perform ceremonies. thanks ---
**Author:** ![turbosilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@turbosilly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbosilly)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/5 "2005-11-01T10:35:29Z")
> [@NYSFF](#): > > Cheektowaga, For a “Fee/Tip” he will come for ya. He did when I got married. huh? ---
**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/6 "2005-11-01T10:37:49Z")
We had to tip the judge $100. for him to come and Marry my wife and I on a saturday, and he would go anywheres for ya. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/7 "2005-11-01T10:42:47Z")
> [@NYSFF](#): > > We had to tip the judge $100. for him to come and Marry my wife and I on a saturday, and he would go anywheres for ya. i’m pretty sure thats illegal, and he probabaly wasn’t a judge. i wouldn’t trust your marriage to be valid. ---
**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/8 "2005-11-01T10:46:02Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > i’m pretty sure thats illegal, and he probabaly wasn’t a judge. i wouldn’t trust your marriage to be valid. Yeah ANyways:cjerk: , Just ask for Judge Kolbert! And Yeah he really works there:bump: ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/9 "2005-11-01T10:52:13Z")
> [@NYSFF](#): > > Yeah ANyways:cjerk: , Just ask for Judge Kolbert! And Yeah he really works there:bump: fuck that asshat. he didnt want to do his job unless you bribed him. that same cock sucker tried to put me in jail for being in a park after dark… playing basketball with one of my friends. it was 9 o’fucking-clock. that fucker will burn in hell. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/10 "2005-11-01T10:55:27Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > fuck that asshat. he didnt want to do his job unless you bribed him. > that same cock sucker tried to put me in jail for being in a park after dark… playing basketball with one of my friends. it was 9 o’fucking-clock. that fucker will burn in hell. You don’t have any friends… ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/11 "2005-11-01T10:56:32Z")
I’m going to have to ask Kimotek about Kolbert… and see what he has to say about it. BTW - As much as I don’t care about weddings, and marriage and shit… ITS YOUR FUCKING MARRIAGE… TAKE THE DAY OFF OF WORK, OR AN EXTENDED LUNCH OR SOMETHING!!! ---
**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/12 "2005-11-01T10:56:58Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > fuck that asshat. he didnt want to do his job unless you bribed him. > that same cock sucker tried to put me in jail for being in a park after dark… playing basketball with one of my friends. it was 9 o’fucking-clock. that fucker will burn in hell. Yeah but it was cheap and fast ya know! I was just out of major surgery and just had to be done fast. Thats harsh though for just being in a park. Thats pretty fucked up actually ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/13 "2005-11-01T10:59:56Z")
> [@NYSFF](#): > > Yeah but it was cheap and fast ya know, i need all the money i can get for weed! I had just smoked up and just had to be done fast. Can’t get married with the munchies yo! I don’t care who marries me, aslong as its not a black guy. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/14 "2005-11-01T11:16:51Z")
the best part was he didnt even know the law. anything over 15 days in jail and you can get a jury trial (trespassing is more than 15 days). my lawyer made him look like a fool, and i walked out with a small fine. so you have asshats with nothing better to do than arrest 2 kids playing basketball, and an asshole judge. i hate that town. ---
**Author:** ![catalyst](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/catalyst/32/7279_2.png) [@catalyst](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/catalyst)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/15 "2005-11-01T11:24:35Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > ITS YOUR FUCKING MARRIAGE… TAKE THE DAY OFF OF WORK, OR AN EXTENDED LUNCH OR SOMETHING!!! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![turbosilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@turbosilly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbosilly)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/16 "2005-11-01T11:44:01Z")
its not that easy,. the girl cant get off work. and getting married on your lunch break is kinda corny dont ya think. they are gonna have a big ceremony later, they are just doing this quietly for benefits and other financial reasons. if it was their actual, big wedding, yea they would take off work. but its not. dont be a dick. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/17 "2005-11-01T11:47:01Z")
“Will you marry me?” “Only if you work around me calling every number on the back of every health or beauty product so that I can tell them that I love their products!” “Oh I’m so happy I found unconditional love.” ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/18 "2005-11-01T11:59:27Z")
i find it hard to beleive she cant take off of work for a day to get married. Just take a fucking sick day of sumn. ---
**Author:** ![turbosilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/91b2a8/32.png) [@turbosilly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbosilly)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/19 "2005-11-01T12:06:54Z")
she just started at her new job and she doesnt get sick days untill shes there for a certain amount of time. if it comes down to it, she would take off. but they would like to do it on a weekend. why is it so wrong to get married on a weekend? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062/20 "2005-11-01T12:20:29Z")
What is so pressing that you must get married nnnnnnnnow? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-someone-who-is-ordained-and-can-marry-people/4062.md?page=2)