# Dog is Farting what can i do to stop it?! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 18, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150 "2008-09-18T19:28:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/1 "2008-09-18T19:28:53Z")
![http://photos-850.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v334/190/60/1313996850/n1313996850_100785_9845.jpg](http://photos-850.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v334/190/60/1313996850/n1313996850_100785_9845.jpg) What do i do! It barks if its not near someone… and it just smells terrible… UGH!! ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/2 "2008-09-18T19:31:07Z")
Get a different dog. ---
**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/3 "2008-09-18T19:31:54Z")
cork? ![http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/61028/2/istockphoto_61028_cork.jpg](http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/61028/2/istockphoto_61028_cork.jpg) or if u wanna find the humor in it put a little baby powder back there and pooooof ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/4 "2008-09-18T19:33:23Z")
bullet? ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/5 "2008-09-18T19:34:03Z")
pour antifreeze in it’s water bowl…that’ll take care of it :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/6 "2008-09-18T19:35:54Z")
i put it in the kitchen… and it still stinks! Its a machine!!! ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/7 "2008-09-18T19:36:21Z")
put it in the microwave… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/8 "2008-09-18T19:37:16Z")
Im hoping Zong picks up his phone so we can make some stew… ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/9 "2008-09-18T19:37:53Z")
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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/10 "2008-09-18T19:38:06Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > Get a different dog. most sensible > [@ieatpaint315](#): > > bullet? > [@JDMjunkie](#): > > pour antifreeze in it’s water bowl…that’ll take care of it :tup: > [@AFhockey31](#): > > put it in the microwave… ya cant kill it, idk take it to a vet ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/11 "2008-09-18T19:41:15Z")
different food? the vet? p.s. cute dog. awww. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/12 "2008-09-18T19:41:28Z")
my cat is manlier then that dog. ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/NjccBflo/Kittens/DSCN1455.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/NjccBflo/Kittens/DSCN1455.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/13 "2008-09-18T19:42:34Z")
Trade dog for Nikuks pussy ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/14 "2008-09-18T19:44:52Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > Trade dog for Nikuks pussy fuck that. last thing I need is another farting dog. we’re changing food brands for ours and the 90# shepard has had some wicked farts for the last couple of days. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/15 "2008-09-18T19:52:36Z")
Well its obvious to me that there is simply no acceptable solution to this problem due to Nikuks refusal to do the right thing. I change my vote to shoot it. ---
**Author:** ![myHonda1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myhonda1/32/4960_2.png) [@myHonda1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myHonda1)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/16 "2008-09-18T19:53:04Z")
stop feeding it slim jims! ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/17 "2008-09-18T20:00:42Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > my cat is manlier then that dog. > > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/NjccBflo/Kittens/DSCN1455.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/8/a88138949fde0f1f3cc9c99493169c081bb41d15.jpeg) Needs more empty beer can. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/18 "2008-09-18T20:11:49Z")
glade plug ins? burn a candle ? put a rubber band on its nose and put it outside? make it sniff ur gas? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/19 "2008-09-18T20:12:55Z")
I’m trying to watch a movie… I locked in the in the bathroom… its barking … and i can still smell the little fucking thing farting… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-is-farting-what-can-i-do-to-stop-it/55150/20 "2008-09-18T20:16:10Z")
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