# Dog Puke
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 29, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424 "2006-10-29T18:32:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/1 "2006-10-29T18:32:28Z")
so i slept at this super tasty little baby’s apartment last night…and this morning she got up to go into the bathroom or something…her dog comes in, and gets up onto the bed…the dogs head was right over mine and she was…burping…or something…i push its head away and it puked on the pillow that was next to my head.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/2 "2006-10-29T18:34:25Z")
HOT!!!
I would have let it puke on my face
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### Author:  [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/3 "2006-10-29T18:46:05Z")
lolol. that’s fucking sick, but funny at the same time
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### Author:  [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/4 "2006-10-29T18:59:11Z")
rofl thats hysterical
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### Author:  [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/5 "2006-10-29T19:38:03Z")
i hate dogs
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/6 "2006-10-29T19:39:22Z")
and you think i make useless threads?
that was funny though, i deffinately loled
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/7 "2006-10-29T20:50:15Z")
hot! pics?
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### Author:  [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/8 "2006-10-30T04:07:22Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> hot! pics?
I agree.
The girl, the dog, the puke or any combination of the three.
Karma points for an action shot of the dog ralphing.
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### Author:  [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/9 "2006-10-30T05:23:40Z")
> [@MikeRi24](#):
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> and you think i make useless threads?
>
> that was funny though, i deffinately loled
not useless, just annoying 😛
my story was short and to the point, your posts have introductions, three paragraph bodies, and a conclusion…either way i \<3 you mike
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/10 "2006-10-30T05:25:26Z")
what a horrible cover-up. You actually think the girl believes you didn’t puke on your pillow?
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/11 "2006-10-30T05:35:09Z")
I have a story. After the saw3 meet i had to piss really badly. The bathrooms were packed, so i went behind FYE. Well, i start peeing and this car comes around the corner. It’s like a spotlight right on my dick and pee stream so instantly i
-flash back to earlier in the morning… i somehow managed to swallow my lip stud eating some weird vegan puffy snack, i borrwed a ring from my roommate. It was pretty big and didn’t have a ball on it, prompting me to constantly play with it… I could actually pull it out of the hole and put it back in with just my tongue. I would do it constantly… in fact, my lips are chapped from playing with it so much-
Well, i start peeing. As usual, i’m playing with the lip ring, because there is nothing else to do with my mouth. So this car comes around the corner. I think it was a blue cobalt, but i didn’t really feel like investigating… It’s like a spotlight right on my dick and pee stream so instantly i, tense up. This bout of fright causes me to tense up quickely. The jolt sends the lip ring flying from my mouth… Fortunately, the car was still providing PLENTY of light on my ENTIRE body (though probably concentrated on my groin) for me to see it sailing through the air. Well, I caught that motherfucker.
Right in the stream of piss. It all happened so fast. I was shocked… I froze. I couldn’t stop peeing… Guys we all know the burn! So i stood there. Stone. All i could do was watch the golden shower flipping the lip ring around in my hand for a few instants. I finally broke the stare and dropped the lipring, zipped up, washed my hands thoroughly in a puddle and scurry back, head down, to the car.
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### Author:  [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/12 "2006-10-30T05:43:50Z")
hah!
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/13 "2006-10-30T06:00:24Z")
you should have put that lip ring right back in and bragged about it in the all that is man thread :gotme:
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/14 "2006-10-30T08:02:15Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> …snio…
how long have you had your lip ring…
i remember i had mine for about 2 months… and i had to take it out for a second, and it seemed like it instantly closed up
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dog-puke/19424/15 "2006-10-30T08:04:15Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
>
> how long have you had your lip ring…
>
> i remember i had mine for about 2 months… and i had to take it out for a second, and it seemed like it instantly closed up
almost 7 years. i remember when i first got it, people would stare at it. lol… now, like, people mom’s have it…