# Dont bang your picnic table **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 2, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090 "2008-04-02T11:49:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/1 "2008-04-02T11:49:32Z")
[http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html](http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html) Its illegal ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/2 "2008-04-02T11:50:32Z")
like, the umbrella pole hole? ---
**Author:** ![jdmEK9gsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmek9gsr/32/4995_2.png) [@jdmEK9gsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmEK9gsr)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/3 "2008-04-02T11:53:44Z")
heard about this freak on s&r and o&a. now we have a mugshot for this weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/4 "2008-04-02T11:54:19Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > like, the umbrella pole hole? yeah apparently using your hand is passé these days ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/5 "2008-04-02T11:54:51Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > like, the umbrella pole hole? i would have to imagine, how else would he? and he even was nice enough to bring it home once awww… lol ---
**Author:** ![Mike93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike93/32/7325_2.png) [@Mike93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike93)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/6 "2008-04-02T11:55:05Z")
At least he was kind enough to clean up after himself. ---
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/7 "2008-04-02T11:56:02Z")
nevermind- [http://www.nbc10.com/news/15762329/detail.html](http://www.nbc10.com/news/15762329/detail.html) charges were dropped Have at it!! ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/8 "2008-04-02T11:59:30Z")
ahhhhahaha ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/9 "2008-04-02T12:06:58Z")
stupid shit, he lives right by a school If some sicko cant get laid, a picknic table is a much better choice then a kid. Someone should give him an award. ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/10 "2008-04-02T12:18:01Z")
Did he get any splinters? Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/11 "2008-04-02T12:26:08Z")
^ Metal…Table… ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/12 "2008-04-02T12:47:46Z")
> [@Tunerfreak](#): > > ^ > Metal…Table… brrr. shrinkage. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/13 "2008-04-02T12:51:01Z")
![http://www.patiofurniturestation.com/ProdImages-cdls/eap-C545-L.jpg](http://www.patiofurniturestation.com/ProdImages-cdls/eap-C545-L.jpg) Hot. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/14 "2008-04-02T13:21:19Z")
i stacked up 4 of these at alegany and made the biggest fucking fire ever =) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/15 "2008-04-02T13:25:38Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > Hot. I’d hit it. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/16 "2008-04-02T14:16:46Z")
![http://www.barcoproducts.com/images/upload/items/PUP358RD-V.jpg](http://www.barcoproducts.com/images/upload/items/PUP358RD-V.jpg) Check out that ass. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/17 "2008-04-02T14:33:57Z")
gotta hand it to him for at least being inventive. What the fuck is this guy’s thought process? Is he just flipping burgers one day when he turns and looks at his table and a little light bulb pops up? “HEY!!! I CAN FUCK THAT!!!”…or did he one day just decide that his hand wasn’t good enough, so he went on a hunt for objects to fuck? i want to know what he was thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/18 "2008-04-02T16:02:02Z")
You know what the sad part was? That table was only 8 yrs old. lol. Heard that on S&R. ---
**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/19 "2008-04-02T16:21:44Z")
he must like em big to decide to fuck a metal picinic table. It must have been winter time when he brought that fine peice of aluminum in the house to have his way with. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-bang-your-picnic-table/46090/20 "2008-04-02T22:47:40Z")
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