# Don't Fuck with the Admins! They're drunk and have guns and shit! - Long read **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922 "2011-06-14T06:56:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/21 "2011-06-14T09:08:46Z")
wow, nice. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/22 "2011-06-14T09:44:02Z")
> [@another new mitsu lancer... omgzorz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-new-mitsu-lancer-omgzorz/43030/7): > > I was going to post this a while ago but figured nobody would relate. > > This is long and it’s about a hacker, but it’s almost word for word what happened with you! :rofl > > [youtu.be/U4oB28ksiIo](https://youtu.be/U4oB28ksiIo) OMG this was epic :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/23 "2011-06-14T10:11:19Z")
Just watched it too, def Epic! ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/24 "2011-06-14T12:08:16Z")
LOL ![http://gearheadny.com/images/derp.jpg](http://gearheadny.com/images/derp.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/25 "2011-06-16T06:03:24Z")
Just grabbed the laptop last night from the Police Dept. I’m making an image of it for future use and then I’m gonna post up my findings after I restore some of the deleted data I’m sure is on here! ---
**Author:** ![Smoosh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smoosh/32/6419_2.png) [@Smoosh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smoosh)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/26 "2011-06-16T07:09:44Z")
Bahahahah! So awesome! Awaiting pics! ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/27 "2011-06-16T07:26:52Z")
SO now I go through the computer looking for deleted files. Hmm let’s see what this little faggot was doing… ---
**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/28 "2011-06-16T08:31:11Z")
> [@Hurt at work, would you sue?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hurt-at-work-would-you-sue/42967/67): > > Question, why do you have a keylogger on your own laptop? IT worked out well here… but do you have some trust issues? :rofl Keylogger is how i figured out my whore exwife was cheating on me. filthy slut. hahaha ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/29 "2011-06-16T08:47:16Z")
WIN! Great job dude! Doesnt it piss ya off though, that A the cops would NEVER have gotten your laptop back, even if they arrested him somehow else, they wouldn’t be checking asset tags and shit on stuff in their house. and B even after you did ALL the leg work it still takes them, in the nick of time too, weeks to actually go get them. Understaffed, spread thin… my ass, they need better time management. Your shit could have gotten squashed the first night if they wanted to. Same shit with my car, WE did all the lag work and caught them, and even the cops said no way would they have ever caught them without our handy work. Same shit with the dirtbike I got stolen, I am the one doing the leg work and so far I got nothing on it… out $3000 for sure on this one. Everything I own now is locked down tighter than Miley Cyrus now. ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/30 "2011-06-16T09:35:45Z")
Yeah, man, key loggers, and theft recovery jamz are the way to go for sure. No matter what the reason, and the one from Indy is the best! I’ll tell you what tho, you should absolutely be doing as much as you can to get your stolen property back. I will admit I didn’t have a great feeling about getting this baby back. I know sometimes there is better shit to do than track down a missing laptop. Seriously though, how do you track this shit when it happens 800 times a day? Meh, I guess it came back and that’s all that matters. Oh and here’s a little piece of awesome from the ‘schenectadywonderboy’ himself!:rofl :haha ![http://gearheadny.com/images/fail/faggot.jpg](http://gearheadny.com/images/fail/faggot.jpg) Hey there faggot! Hope you like bracelets!:rofl ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/31 "2011-06-16T09:37:00Z")
Also, not there was a massive amount of deleted web history that i recovered when I ran my software. Hmm, guess what it all was? OH, that’s right you guessed it… PORN! ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/32 "2011-06-16T09:41:23Z")
Oh man you got black spunk on your laptop. KILL IT WITH FIRE ---
**Author:** ![GearheadNY.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GearheadNY.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GearheadNY.com)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/33 "2011-06-16T09:51:31Z")
![http://gearheadny.com/images/fail/nuclear_explosion.jpg](http://gearheadny.com/images/fail/nuclear_explosion.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/34 "2011-06-16T09:54:27Z")
Seriously, that’s fucking gross. ---
**Author:** ![Smoosh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smoosh/32/6419_2.png) [@Smoosh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smoosh)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/35 "2011-06-16T18:06:16Z")
crazyness! im telling you dude… we gotta put fishing string on one and set it out back and just wait! ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922/36 "2011-06-16T18:13:53Z")
Glad you got your laptop back. I definitely don’t miss living in Schenectady. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-fuck-with-the-admins-theyre-drunk-and-have-guns-and-shit-long-read/258922.md?page=1)