# Don't have a long drillbit, try a gun! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664 "2008-03-26T08:15:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/1 "2008-03-26T08:15:41Z")
[http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html](http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html) > **DEEPWATER, Mo. –** Officials were trying Tuesday to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home. There have been times when I didn’t have a long enough drillbit to get through a big wall, but never did the idea of grabbing one of my rifles cross my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/2 "2008-03-26T08:18:21Z")
> DEEPWATER, Mo :hang: ---
**Author:** ![RedrRocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrrocket/32/7193_2.png) [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/3 "2008-03-26T08:23:19Z")
lol. no seriously officer… i was fixin the TV. she got shot by accident. ---
**Author:** ![LXIFLYBY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lxiflyby/32/7399_2.png) [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/4 "2008-03-26T08:25:16Z")
im pretty sure their home had multiple wheels and tires ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/5 "2008-03-26T08:31:45Z")
I was half expecting thos to be from Kansas. If they don’t charge this loser with negligent homicide, someone should go shoot him. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/6 "2008-03-26T08:38:48Z")
Not gonna lie. When I read the thread title my first thought was “That’s fucking brilliant.” Then “Oh.” ---
**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/7 "2008-03-26T08:49:04Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Not gonna lie. When I read the thread title my first thought was “That’s fucking brilliant.” > > Then “Oh.” Id like to see a copy of your diploma please !!!:burnin: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/8 "2008-03-26T08:54:56Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Not gonna lie. When I read the thread title my first thought was “That’s fucking brilliant.” > > Then “Oh.” \<3 ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/9 "2008-03-26T08:56:44Z")
A shot gun would make a nice hole to run wires through. ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/10 "2008-03-26T09:06:22Z")
I keep thinking of the Simpsons episode where Homer shoots the lights to turn them off 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/11 "2008-03-26T09:08:01Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Not gonna lie. When I read the thread title my first thought was “That’s fucking brilliant.” > > Then “Oh.” I think you’ve been reading too many of my posts. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/12 "2008-03-26T09:11:26Z")
you know im trying to pic. this and all i see is some fat guy on a metal roof with a shotgun pointing it down btwn his legs and in a window under him is the wife sitting…also good way to off the wife ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/13 "2008-03-26T09:19:55Z")
^similar thought. lol ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/14 "2008-03-26T09:21:07Z")
same here…except metal roof im thinking is top of a trailer from 1960 edit: found it ![http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/06/10/travel/safari-span.jpg](http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/06/10/travel/safari-span.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/15 "2008-03-26T09:24:20Z")
thats gotta fucking suck ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/16 "2008-03-26T09:25:39Z")
and now we know. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/17 "2008-03-26T09:56:49Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > and know we know. whaa???t ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/18 "2008-03-26T10:14:20Z")
> [@brendansi](#): > > and now we know. And knowing is half the battle…G.I. JOE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/19 "2008-03-26T10:17:41Z")
I went out at lunch to buy a dish for the new house and they were sold out. They said there has been a steady stream of married men coming in and buying them.:gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664/20 "2008-03-26T10:35:32Z")
> [@SVT3945](#): > > Id like to see a copy of your diploma please !!!:burnin: lol what? Thinking that using a shotgun to blast a hole for an antenna wire is a good idea isn’t enough proof that I’m an engineer? 😛 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-have-a-long-drillbit-try-a-gun/45664.md?page=2)