# Don't you love it when... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [October 22, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715 "2011-10-22T07:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/1 "2011-10-22T07:33:51Z")
You pull up to a red light with two lanes. You’re going straight. You notice that there are a ton of cars in the left lane so you decide to do a “right-lane sneak” and pass all of those cars on the right when the light turns green. The guy in the front car in the other lane knows what you’re up to and decides to be a dick to impress his girlfriend, flooring it so he thinks you’ll be forced to get behind him or hit the parked car in your lane maybe 100 yards ahead. The guy in that car knows nothing about cars and thinks his base model 140 hp Cobalt sedan has a chance to keep your car at bay and force you to give up and pull in behind him. You then proceed to hit the gas decently hard at the light and scare the shit out of them when you fly past, making them hate themselves. They then realize they shouldn’t have fucked with you and now hate their lives. You ever notice that every once in awhile you come across somebody you shouldn’t have FUCKED WITH?!!? lol ![http://www.revolusic.com/moviequotes/png/0002/](http://www.revolusic.com/moviequotes/png/0002/) ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/2 "2011-10-22T07:47:08Z")
![http://www.thefastlaneforum.com/attachments/failure-mistakes-goofs/2515d1311278520-met-slowlaner-corporate-sheep-today-made-me-angry-cry-cool_story_bro_girl.jpg](http://www.thefastlaneforum.com/attachments/failure-mistakes-goofs/2515d1311278520-met-slowlaner-corporate-sheep-today-made-me-angry-cry-cool_story_bro_girl.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/3 "2011-10-22T07:48:18Z")
I do the right lane sneak pass all the time at Sweet Home and North French, usually late at night though when I can see the light’s about to change. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/4 "2011-10-22T07:48:50Z")
![http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l393/sivik_atl/cool-story-bro.jpg](http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l393/sivik_atl/cool-story-bro.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/5 "2011-10-22T07:50:22Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > Haha. It’s only notable because someone tried to be a dick, who didn’t know what he was talking about, and found out he was wrong. Wait a second, is that a little girl with a stache? ---
**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/6 "2011-10-22T08:46:10Z")
![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T2dra84CqnU/Si7laxsf5hI/AAAAAAAAAeA/QRBK7Qdvr48/s200/457x457-Retard-Girl-COOL-STORY-BRO.jpg](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T2dra84CqnU/Si7laxsf5hI/AAAAAAAAAeA/QRBK7Qdvr48/s200/457x457-Retard-Girl-COOL-STORY-BRO.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/7 "2011-10-22T08:53:44Z")
!orb yrots looC ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/8 "2011-10-22T09:09:59Z")
I’m glad I can provide some entertainment. Lol Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/9 "2011-10-22T09:20:18Z")
:tup: Sent from my iPhone 4 using the god damn Internet ---
**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/10 "2011-10-22T17:35:22Z")
Bool Story Cro ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/11 "2011-10-22T17:40:11Z")
![http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/30/129041078561951877.jpg](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/30/129041078561951877.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Scott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/scott/32/7603_2.png) [@Scott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Scott)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/12 "2011-10-22T17:59:41Z")
![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/csb1.jpg](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/csb1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/13 "2011-10-22T19:27:27Z")
stop driving like a turd. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/14 "2011-10-22T19:38:38Z")
Dont you hate it when youre pulling up to a red light on a 2 lane road and there is only one car in the left lane with no blinker on so you decide to stay in the left lane because this person is also going straight and the light turns green and this asshole decides he’s gonna turn left? This long ass run on sentence was sent from my laptop. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/15 "2011-10-22T22:03:15Z")
Out of curiosity, does anyone traveling in the right lane move into the left lane when approaching a red light so that if someone comes along behind you they can make a right on red? Or am I the only one? I think a lot of people have a “If I have to wait, then fuck you so should everyone!” attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/16 "2011-10-22T23:44:06Z")
I also move left. No reason to jam up the flow of things. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/17 "2011-10-23T06:21:04Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Out of curiosity, does anyone traveling in the right lane move into the left lane when approaching a red light so that if someone comes along behind you they can make a right on red? > > Or am I the only one? > > I think a lot of people have a “If I have to wait, then fuck you so should everyone!” attitude. If its too late to switch lanes I’ll pull forward and to the left to let someone sneak by… ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/18 "2011-10-23T06:24:34Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Out of curiosity, does anyone traveling in the right lane move into the left lane when approaching a red light so that if someone comes along behind you they can make a right on red? > > Or am I the only one? > > I think a lot of people have a “If I have to wait, then fuck you so should everyone!” attitude. Always get out of the way… unless the guy was a dick previously. Then f\*ck him.her. ---
**Author:** ![captain\_morgan1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/captain_morgan1/32/5928_2.png) [@captain\_morgan1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/captain_morgan1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/19 "2011-10-23T13:37:51Z")
does this guy drive a grand prix? ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-you-love-it-when/217715/20 "2011-10-23T13:42:43Z")
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