# douchebags..
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 19, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510 "2008-08-19T11:33:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/1 "2008-08-19T11:33:24Z")
I should have taken a picture of this.
We have this kid that lives in the area that drives around like a total asshat. He drives this piece of shit dodge neon, it is purple with the gayest body kit I have ever seen.
It has hoodscoops and all kinds of stupid crap all over it.
He drives down my street like 50mph with his “system” blasting almost every day.
So this afternoon, he was pulling out of his driveway. He must have put his foot to the floor in reverse to pull out of the driveway.
My girlfriend and I were watching the whole thing.
He pulls out of the driveway, and scrapes the entire bottom of his car, then the whole front end of the car falls off into the street.
Those fake m3 fenders, the front bumper, everything.
It was the funniest thing I have ever seen to watch, then he runs in the house and comes out with a dewalt cordless and a box of fucking drywall screws to put the car back together.
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/2 "2008-08-19T11:34:27Z")
lol, why no pics of carnage?
:needpic:
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/3 "2008-08-19T11:35:05Z")
did he at least use the 3in drywall screws so the shit doesn’t fall off again?
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/4 "2008-08-19T11:35:10Z")
Good story but I need pictures.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/5 "2008-08-19T11:37:03Z")
hahahaha
pics or ban…if you didn’t take any, draw me some.
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/6 "2008-08-19T12:43:55Z")
This thread is uncool without pics.
Good mental visual for myself but not everyone is as gifted as I am.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/7 "2008-08-19T13:02:14Z")
:lol: :lol:
justin, pics ASAP
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/8 "2008-08-19T13:04:18Z")
hahahaha thats awesome
i have drywall screws holding on my rear bumper
EDIT not on the bimmer. on the cackord. had a bit of an offroading mud buildup and the shit just ripped right off.
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### Author:  [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/9 "2008-08-19T13:13:17Z")
in for mspaint depiction of carnage.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/10 "2008-08-19T14:04:06Z")
why no pics
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### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/11 "2008-08-19T14:33:02Z")
slacking thats for sure, good story though lol
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/12 "2008-08-19T15:21:36Z")
lol, scrolling down on my phone I thought Eazy716’s sig was a picture of the car.
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/13 "2008-08-19T17:33:45Z")
Funny as shit. Are you by any chance near Fisher Court? The description of that car rings a bell.
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### Author:  [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/14 "2008-08-19T17:57:09Z")
Nope not near fisher ct.
I don’t think the kid lives on our street, he might just be visiting.
I wish I had some pics of that shit.
I’ll have to take a walk over there tomorrow, I bet he put huge scrapes in the street from the front end of his car falling off.
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### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douchebags/53510/15 "2008-08-19T18:03:16Z")
LOL, man that had to be friggin awesome to see!