# Douglas the Pug

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**Created:** [November 28, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douglas-the-pug/39429 "2007-11-28T17:58:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/douglas-the-pug/39429/90 "2007-12-16T09:02:07Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> if i want some loyalty, i’ll con a girl into liking me. at least she knows how to use the toilet.
> 
> dogs are like a shitty excuse for the significant other that ugly/dumb people can’t seem to find. Or for couples too irresponsible/shitty to have kids.

:lol:

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