# drive threw atm machine! so true
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 30, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665 "2008-04-30T07:14:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/1 "2008-04-30T07:14:30Z")
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is
installing new “Drive-through” teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, **MALE & FEMALE procedures** have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.”
**MALE PROCEDURE**
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
**FEMALE PROCEDURE**
1. Drive up to cash machine.
8. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
9. Set parking brake, put the window down.
10. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
11. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
12. Attempt to insert card into machine.
13. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
14. Insert card.
15. Re-insert card the right way.
16. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
17. Enter PIN.
18. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
19. Enter amount of cash required.
20. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
21. Retrieve cash and receipt.
22. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
23. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
24. Re-check makeup.
25. Drive forward 2 feet.
26. Reverse back to cash machine.
27. Retrieve card.
28. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
29. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
30. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
31. Redial person on cell phone.
32. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
33. Release Parking Brake.
sorry if you dont find it funny.
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### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/2 "2008-04-30T07:15:22Z")
ib4hatecrew
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/3 "2008-04-30T07:18:15Z")
I laughed a little, and it made me miss having the Expedition as a DD. I came real close to shoving a bitch past the ATM to steal her money when her cash finally popped out after she took so damn long.
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### Author:  [@TheKID](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TheKID)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/4 "2008-04-30T07:34:44Z")
Id say from personal experiences this has been pretty close to exact.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/5 "2008-04-30T07:39:38Z")
i like 26&27
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/6 "2008-04-30T07:42:38Z")
Very funny but yet sad because it is true.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/7 "2008-04-30T07:46:28Z")
PS:
drive THROUGH (THRU)
you fucking retard.
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### Author:  [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/8 "2008-04-30T07:46:55Z")
> [@yeamabu"](#):
>
> 1. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> 2. Release Parking Brake.
lolz, that part got me.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/9 "2008-04-30T07:48:43Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> i like 26&27
Did you ever hear that comedian that talks about rental cars and the funny/burning smell lever?:lol:
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/10 "2008-04-30T07:52:02Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> PS:
>
> drive THROUGH (THRU)
>
> you fucking retard.
never fails. lol thank you! I always look forward to your posts:burnin:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/11 "2008-04-30T07:53:02Z")
You’re right. It never fails. Your idiocy is remarkably consistent.
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### Author:  [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/12 "2008-04-30T07:53:54Z")
Hahahaha
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/13 "2008-04-30T07:54:18Z")
i try my best!
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/14 "2008-04-30T07:54:48Z")
i learn from the best:fail:
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### Author:  [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/15 "2008-04-30T07:55:03Z")
omg its not an atm machine… the m denotes its a machine. automated teller machine machine is incorrect.
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/16 "2008-04-30T08:00:44Z")
> [@ieatpaint315](#):
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> omg its not an atm machine… the m denotes its a machine. automated teller machine machine is incorrect.
ive noticed who doesnt have a life :hang:
does it really fucking matter? seriously. if you really need to go into everything that is typed and remark on what is wrong then your pretty sad. its an online forum. im sorry i didnt know i needed to be proper. get a fucking life
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/17 "2008-04-30T08:01:59Z")
I BET YOU MOD A HONDA!
Seriously though. You don’t have to have great grammar, or even GOOD grammar. But seriously…
It must suck to be so dumb.
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/18 "2008-04-30T08:08:43Z")
lol i dont care enough to mod a car. i have a malibu. its a car. its gets me from point A to point B. with a go sound system inside. Yes i no its a malibu and they suck. personally im not a fan of them or chevy. if you want to dis me because of the car i drive thats fine, i really dont care.
i got better shit to spend my money on.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/19 "2008-04-30T08:10:32Z")
> [@yeamabu](#):
>
> lol i dont care enough to mod a car. i have a malibu. its a car. its gets me from point A to point B. with a go sound system inside. Yes i no its a malibu and they suck. personally im not a fan of them or chevy. if you want to dis me because of the car i drive thats fine, i really dont care.
> i got better shit to spend my money on.
What do you spend money on? Besides a go sound system of course
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drive-threw-atm-machine-so-true/47665/20 "2008-04-30T08:11:17Z")
Why are you on here then?
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