# Driving test

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 19, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813 "2006-07-19T22:58:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/1 "2006-07-19T22:58:43Z")

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/2 "2006-07-19T23:01:11Z")

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Pull out your tire-iron, throw it at the fire trucks valves, which will fire cold water towards you and the pig. Turn your wipers on too see the pig jump, from being startled. At that point speed up, while its airborn, and it will roll right over your car into its spinning death. Which also takes out the helicopter.

:gotme:

😉

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/3 "2006-07-19T23:08:05Z")

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eat the pig?

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/4 "2006-07-19T23:14:37Z")

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umm…wait till the fire engine passes , you never said it was a larger than 2 lanes, so i am asumming the firetruck will drive right pass you…then pull into the oncoming traffic lane and pull a U turn

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/5 "2006-07-19T23:15:06Z")

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Wait for the carousel to stop spinning?

Only thing I can think of with all that random shit

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/6 "2006-07-19T23:16:55Z")

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hit the brakes and pray for the best.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/7 "2006-07-19T23:17:18Z")

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^ good point.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/8 "2006-07-19T23:20:04Z")

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i bet its a carousel!

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/9 "2006-07-19T23:20:34Z")

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/10 "2006-07-19T23:21:12Z")

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lol

I edited it and came up with a better way.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/11 "2006-07-19T23:21:56Z")

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lol, that’s pretty good.

I was like, driving test = reality

galloping pigs = not reality

nor is all that other shit

constant speed, everything traveling… lol

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/12 "2006-07-19T23:30:09Z")

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I thaught he was droppin some serious acid:gotme:

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/13 "2006-07-19T23:35:13Z")

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/14 "2006-07-19T23:35:35Z")

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get out and attempt to rape the pig

repeatedly and as violently as possible despite your relative size

determination \> pig  
/thread

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/15 "2006-07-19T23:38:07Z")

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**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/16 "2006-07-20T04:33:36Z")

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u neva stated which way the fireengine was going so ill assume opposite so all you have to do is wait for him to pass.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/driving-test/14813/17 "2006-07-20T14:35:21Z")

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Bahahaha, Joel’s answer \> \*

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