# Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 17, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331 "2009-12-17T07:39:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bluelawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bluelawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bluelawn)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/1 "2009-12-17T07:39:23Z")
[_http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html_](http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html) CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It’s a strange story, but also a sad one. April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she’s just glad he’s okay and says she won’t let it happen again. The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl’s dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption. April Wright said, “Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped.” Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn’t get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside. Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father’s footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking. “He runs away trying to find his father,” she said. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.” The Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer. Wright said, “He got it out of my father’s cooler in the back and how he got it open I don’t understand because it was one of those tab beers.” But it doesn’t stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor’s house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl’s brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him. “Going to the neighbor’s house and taking their presents, very embarrassing,” said April. She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure. “Kids do things like this and it’s out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake,” she said. Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/2 "2009-12-17T07:41:10Z")
'round these parts we call that a normal Saturday night. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/3 "2009-12-17T07:41:22Z")
holy fuck ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/4 "2009-12-17T07:43:05Z")
> “He runs away trying to find his father,” she said. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.” Poor kid. What chance does he really have at life? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/5 "2009-12-17T07:43:32Z")
holy white trash batman. It has all the signs. I can pick out at least 10 in the article. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/6 "2009-12-17T07:44:49Z")
that is just crazy “Hey baby! What are ya doin on the corner! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning! I’m sellin weed N!&&4!!!” ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/7 "2009-12-17T07:49:12Z")
krampus is going to beat this kid stupid… ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/8 "2009-12-17T07:51:25Z")
wow this is great ---
**Author:** ![Vrooom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vrooom/32/7198_2.png) [@Vrooom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vrooom)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/9 "2009-12-17T07:52:05Z")
God I wish there was video of this. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/10 "2009-12-17T07:55:25Z")
LMFAO. I’m sorry but this is hilarious, this sounds like a freaking joke I’d hear at a bar. ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/11 "2009-12-17T08:12:44Z")
bahahahahahaha. > The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl’s dress and drinking a beer. ---
**Author:** ![nytalonTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytalontsi/32/5399_2.png) [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/12 "2009-12-17T08:18:56Z")
Lmao. That’s some crazy shit. ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/13 "2009-12-17T08:26:10Z")
im not seeing any problems here ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/14 "2009-12-17T08:35:34Z")
> [@newman](#): > > holy fuck best responceand this story made me lmao ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/15 "2009-12-17T08:52:36Z")
Maybe he was just lookin for his Ho’s [ATTACH]11371[/ATTACH] ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/16 "2009-12-17T09:09:45Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > holy white trash batman. It has all the signs. I can pick out at least 10 in the article. :highfive: :tup: ---
**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/17 "2009-12-17T09:12:42Z")
thats awesome. I know someone that lives near there too. ---
**Author:** ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/18 "2009-12-17T09:23:35Z")
fucking awesome, I want to have a beer with this kid ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/19 "2009-12-17T10:42:50Z")
hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!! awesome. My nephew unknowingly flipped the bird for the camera while seeing santa yesterday, and i thought that was awesome, but this puts him to shame ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331/20 "2009-12-17T11:23:47Z")
lmfao!!! OMFG that is amazing. wandering the streets in a dress drinking a beer trying to get arrested to see his daddy in jail. That is priceless! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drunk-4-year-old-steals-christmas-presents/77331.md?page=2)